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Laugh NOT out loud. Used when alone.
Sarah texted me a pic of her in a string bikini and I couldn't help but LNOL.
LNOL by Geoff AF January 12, 2016

Charlie Kornheiser 

To place your hand in between a man's buttocks.
In a recent Iranian soccer game, a teammate did this to an opponent (who had his shorts still on) and both were punished.

On Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld on Fox News Channel (11-03-2011), a guest called this "the Charlie Kornheiser."
Charlie Kornheiser by Geoff AF November 3, 2011
Social
Networking
Attention
Grab
Message

The types of messages put up on Facebook, MySpace, etc. by people craving attention.

You see SNAGMs every day from people that want your attention but are too proud to ask for it directly, so they travel an annoying route to grab you but all you really wanna do is ignore them.
Jimmy Smalls posts a SNAGM on almost a daily basis. No one has hung out with him lately (probably cos his feet stink and his parents never have anything to eat in the fridge). Instead of dialing, texting or visiting a friend, he takes his woe to Facebook in the form of sympathy-seeking status updates such as:

Jimmy Smalls is swimming in a sea of sorrow.

Jimmy Smalls hates being Jimmy Smalls.

Jimmy Smalls is thinking about playing some Russian Roulette.

You get the idea! As you can see, Jimmy seems to be climbing a downward spiral. However, if Jimmy really wanted to do any harm to himself, he wouldn't post a warning on Facebook. Jimmy is just craving attention and there are plenty of Jimmys out there.
SNAGM by Geoff AF May 13, 2010

disrespectrum 

A disrespectful range of varied but related ideas or objects, the individual features of which tend to overlap so as to form a continuous series or sequence.
Valerie: "Dude, you're kind of rude."

Geoff: "How so?"

Valerie: "You're insulting, rude, jerky..."

Geoff: "All part of my disrespectrum."
disrespectrum by Geoff AF May 12, 2010

white trash tornado 

Female white trash that is so abrasive and aggressive that they are impossible to be around.
Ed: "Your daughter, Breannon, is going to have to move out."

Vicki: "Why?"

Ed: "She's always cussing and fussing and clucking and fucking. She's a regular white trash tornado!"

attachments 

A metaphor for "balls" as coined by David Hobbs of SPEED during a Formula 1 broadcast.
(Jenson Button has just made a daring pass)

Hobbs: "Wow. Boy has some large attachments!"
attachments by Geoff AF May 8, 2010

fucksmith 

Aubrey: "My husband spilled paint all over the goddamn carpet again."

Vicki: "No shit?"

Aubrey: "Yeah, he's been a real fucksmith lately."
fucksmith by Geoff AF May 2, 2010