A long-winded text message filled with trauma dumping or a deep history of something on-topic. It is not split up into multiple messages.
by Geoff AF June 08, 2025
by Geoff AF May 08, 2010
Brett: "I don't wanna go camping this weekend. Ugh."
Clem: "Yo, B, stop bein' such a dildoslurp. Go getcha gear and let's get dir-tay!"
Clem: "Yo, B, stop bein' such a dildoslurp. Go getcha gear and let's get dir-tay!"
by Geoff AF April 19, 2010
Ed: "Your daughter, Breannon, is going to have to move out."
Vicki: "Why?"
Ed: "She's always cussing and fussing and clucking and fucking. She's a regular white trash tornado!"
Vicki: "Why?"
Ed: "She's always cussing and fussing and clucking and fucking. She's a regular white trash tornado!"
by Geoff AF May 11, 2010
by Geoff AF April 01, 2021
by Geoff AF May 03, 2021
A term used to describe a woman whose vagina is covered with pubic hair (i.e. she is unshaven downstairs).
Ben: "Yo, didja see Vicki naked lately?"
Kelton: "No, why?"
Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"
Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"
Kelton: "No, why?"
Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"
Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"
by Geoff AF April 30, 2010