Geoff AF's definitions
Social
Networking
Attention
Grab
Message
The types of messages put up on Facebook, MySpace, etc. by people craving attention.
You see SNAGMs every day from people that want your attention but are too proud to ask for it directly, so they travel an annoying route to grab you but all you really wanna do is ignore them.
Networking
Attention
Grab
Message
The types of messages put up on Facebook, MySpace, etc. by people craving attention.
You see SNAGMs every day from people that want your attention but are too proud to ask for it directly, so they travel an annoying route to grab you but all you really wanna do is ignore them.
Jimmy Smalls posts a SNAGM on almost a daily basis. No one has hung out with him lately (probably cos his feet stink and his parents never have anything to eat in the fridge). Instead of dialing, texting or visiting a friend, he takes his woe to Facebook in the form of sympathy-seeking status updates such as:
Jimmy Smalls is swimming in a sea of sorrow.
Jimmy Smalls hates being Jimmy Smalls.
Jimmy Smalls is thinking about playing some Russian Roulette.
You get the idea! As you can see, Jimmy seems to be climbing a downward spiral. However, if Jimmy really wanted to do any harm to himself, he wouldn't post a warning on Facebook. Jimmy is just craving attention and there are plenty of Jimmys out there.
Jimmy Smalls is swimming in a sea of sorrow.
Jimmy Smalls hates being Jimmy Smalls.
Jimmy Smalls is thinking about playing some Russian Roulette.
You get the idea! As you can see, Jimmy seems to be climbing a downward spiral. However, if Jimmy really wanted to do any harm to himself, he wouldn't post a warning on Facebook. Jimmy is just craving attention and there are plenty of Jimmys out there.
by Geoff AF May 13, 2010
Get the SNAGMmug. by Geoff AF April 1, 2021
Get the Thighgrainemug. Ed: "Your daughter, Breannon, is going to have to move out."
Vicki: "Why?"
Ed: "She's always cussing and fussing and clucking and fucking. She's a regular white trash tornado!"
Vicki: "Why?"
Ed: "She's always cussing and fussing and clucking and fucking. She's a regular white trash tornado!"
by Geoff AF May 11, 2010
Get the white trash tornadomug. Joey: "Man, Heather is the most annoying texter I've ever seen! What's with the smiley faces and hearts?"
Harold: "You got that right. She's a fuckin' emoticon artist."
Harold: "You got that right. She's a fuckin' emoticon artist."
by Geoff AF March 23, 2010
Get the Emoticon Artistmug. Aubrey: "My husband spilled paint all over the goddamn carpet again."
Vicki: "No shit?"
Aubrey: "Yeah, he's been a real fucksmith lately."
Vicki: "No shit?"
Aubrey: "Yeah, he's been a real fucksmith lately."
by Geoff AF May 2, 2010
Get the fucksmithmug. A term used to describe a woman whose vagina is covered with pubic hair (i.e. she is unshaven downstairs).
Ben: "Yo, didja see Vicki naked lately?"
Kelton: "No, why?"
Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"
Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"
Kelton: "No, why?"
Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"
Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"
by Geoff AF April 30, 2010
Get the Muffin Sweatermug. by Geoff AF May 3, 2021
Get the waggytootermug.