Emoticon Artist

Someone who laces their text and instant messages with emoticons.

Joey: "Man, Heather is the most annoying texter I've ever seen! What's with the smiley faces and hearts?"

Harold: "You got that right. She's a fuckin' emoticon artist."

by Geoff AF March 23, 2010

dildoslurp

Another word for someone who is an asshole.

Brett: "I don't wanna go camping this weekend. Ugh."
Clem: "Yo, B, stop bein' such a dildoslurp. Go getcha gear and let's get dir-tay!"

by Geoff AF April 19, 2010

LNOL

Laugh NOT out loud. Used when alone.

Sarah texted me a pic of her in a string bikini and I couldn't help but LNOL.

by Geoff AF November 09, 2015

fucksmith

A person who regularly fucks up.

Aubrey: "My husband spilled paint all over the goddamn carpet again."

Vicki: "No shit?"

Aubrey: "Yeah, he's been a real fucksmith lately."

by Geoff AF May 03, 2010

emmatation

When you imitate someone named Emma.

Millicent: "Did y'all hear what Emma did the other day?"
Georgie: "No - what that li'l cooze do?"
Millicent: "Hold on, I'll do an Emmatation of it: 'I'm a dumb bitch. Wah wah wah. Give me candy! I'm Emma!'"

by Geoff AF May 05, 2021

Thighgraine

A migraine of the thigh.

"Damn, Sven, all this dancin' be giving me a thighgraine."

by Geoff AF April 02, 2021

vagina envy

This is what occurs when one female becomes jealous of another.

Loretta is the hot new piece around the office, attracting all the guys. Vivian has worked at said office for several years and now receives little attention. Vivian is frustrated at Loretta for this, thus she has vagina envy.

by Geoff AF May 15, 2009