heavytext

A long-winded text message filled with trauma dumping or a deep history of something on-topic. It is not split up into multiple messages.

Sharon just dropped a five-screen heavytext on me about her last relationship.

by Geoff AF June 08, 2025

attachments

A metaphor for "balls" as coined by David Hobbs of SPEED during a Formula 1 broadcast.

(Jenson Button has just made a daring pass)

Hobbs: "Wow. Boy has some large attachments!"

by Geoff AF May 08, 2010

dildoslurp

Another word for someone who is an asshole.

Brett: "I don't wanna go camping this weekend. Ugh."
Clem: "Yo, B, stop bein' such a dildoslurp. Go getcha gear and let's get dir-tay!"

by Geoff AF April 19, 2010

white trash tornado

Female white trash that is so abrasive and aggressive that they are impossible to be around.

Ed: "Your daughter, Breannon, is going to have to move out."

Vicki: "Why?"

Ed: "She's always cussing and fussing and clucking and fucking. She's a regular white trash tornado!"

by Geoff AF May 11, 2010

Thighgraine

A migraine of the thigh.

"Damn, Sven, all this dancin' be giving me a thighgraine."

by Geoff AF April 01, 2021

waggytooter

Southern name for a penis.

"Wow, look at Jimmy's waggytooter! He was gifted!"

by Geoff AF May 03, 2021

Muffin Sweater

A term used to describe a woman whose vagina is covered with pubic hair (i.e. she is unshaven downstairs).

Ben: "Yo, didja see Vicki naked lately?"

Kelton: "No, why?"

Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"

Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"

by Geoff AF April 30, 2010