by Geoff AF April 02, 2021
Loretta is the hot new piece around the office, attracting all the guys. Vivian has worked at said office for several years and now receives little attention. Vivian is frustrated at Loretta for this, thus she has vagina envy.
by Geoff AF May 15, 2009
Otis is such a dramagician! Everything was going fine until he started telling stories about everyone being at that orgy last night. He really knows how to stir shit up.
by Geoff AF February 22, 2016
by Geoff AF November 09, 2015
Aubrey: "My husband spilled paint all over the goddamn carpet again."
Vicki: "No shit?"
Aubrey: "Yeah, he's been a real fucksmith lately."
Vicki: "No shit?"
Aubrey: "Yeah, he's been a real fucksmith lately."
by Geoff AF May 03, 2010
Millicent: "Did y'all hear what Emma did the other day?"
Georgie: "No - what that li'l cooze do?"
Millicent: "Hold on, I'll do an Emmatation of it: 'I'm a dumb bitch. Wah wah wah. Give me candy! I'm Emma!'"
Georgie: "No - what that li'l cooze do?"
Millicent: "Hold on, I'll do an Emmatation of it: 'I'm a dumb bitch. Wah wah wah. Give me candy! I'm Emma!'"
by Geoff AF May 05, 2021
Social
Networking
Attention
Grab
Message
The types of messages put up on Facebook, MySpace, etc. by people craving attention.
You see SNAGMs every day from people that want your attention but are too proud to ask for it directly, so they travel an annoying route to grab you but all you really wanna do is ignore them.
Networking
Attention
Grab
Message
The types of messages put up on Facebook, MySpace, etc. by people craving attention.
You see SNAGMs every day from people that want your attention but are too proud to ask for it directly, so they travel an annoying route to grab you but all you really wanna do is ignore them.
Jimmy Smalls posts a SNAGM on almost a daily basis. No one has hung out with him lately (probably cos his feet stink and his parents never have anything to eat in the fridge). Instead of dialing, texting or visiting a friend, he takes his woe to Facebook in the form of sympathy-seeking status updates such as:
Jimmy Smalls is swimming in a sea of sorrow.
Jimmy Smalls hates being Jimmy Smalls.
Jimmy Smalls is thinking about playing some Russian Roulette.
You get the idea! As you can see, Jimmy seems to be climbing a downward spiral. However, if Jimmy really wanted to do any harm to himself, he wouldn't post a warning on Facebook. Jimmy is just craving attention and there are plenty of Jimmys out there.
Jimmy Smalls is swimming in a sea of sorrow.
Jimmy Smalls hates being Jimmy Smalls.
Jimmy Smalls is thinking about playing some Russian Roulette.
You get the idea! As you can see, Jimmy seems to be climbing a downward spiral. However, if Jimmy really wanted to do any harm to himself, he wouldn't post a warning on Facebook. Jimmy is just craving attention and there are plenty of Jimmys out there.
by Geoff AF May 13, 2010