handy smurf

A girl who likes to play with her blue waffle

I walked in on my sister, she was doing handy smurf.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

cuntrek next generation

To boldly go where others has been before.

I been in this shit and I know someone has been here before, but she's not that old she's definitely cuntrek next generation.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

girly cunt

When a man witnesses his girl calling another girl a cunt.

My woman was a girly cunt with every bitch in the mall today.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

cuntcano

A woman who is so mad and eventually erupts.

My wife got so mad at me that she become a cuntcano .

by Geo P June 24, 2021

orbiting cunt

A pussy that is so big, a penis enters automatically starts circling the uterus.

When I stuck it in, I lost all concept of gravity. She had a orbiting cunt.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

shrubbery cunt

A woman who likes wood.

When I was fucking her , she Kepler screaming elm, elm, elm and my names mat . She's a shrubbery cunt.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

cellcunt

A woman who uses facebook to define everything.

I was fucking this bitch and asked her if she was getting it hard enough and she said I will facebook my friends . Definitely a cellcunt.

by Geo P June 24, 2021