Definitions by Gene Wonka
Jack Pack
A Jack Pack is pornographic material that is snuck into a jail or prison that is wrapped in plastic for repeated use. The possessor of the jack pack can lick the back of the plastic wrap and stick it to the shower walls while the prisoner masturbates. The possessor can either use it for themselves or they can rent it out to other prisoners for items from the commissary.
Bill: Man, I've been locked up for 14 years and I haven't gotten pussy since. I really could use a shower and a jack pack.
Tom: Hey there guy, I've got a jack pack; you can have it for the night for a can of tuna.
Tom: Hey there guy, I've got a jack pack; you can have it for the night for a can of tuna.
Jack Pack by Gene Wonka March 27, 2010
French Sex
French Sex by Gene Wonka February 8, 2009
Italian Sex
Sex in which a man places his penis between a woman's butt cheeks and slides it up and down until ejaculation.
Italian Sex by Gene Wonka February 8, 2009
Extra Innings
Extra innings means anal sex in accordance to the home run euphemism (where first base is kissing, second base is petting, third base is oral sex, and intercourse is a home run).
"Dude, I didn't even think I was going to get to first base with Carla, but we ended up going into extra innings!"
Extra Innings by Gene Wonka December 25, 2008
Keyhole
The appearance a woman's anus and vulva make when she's bent over nude. It is further enhanced if the woman's butt cheeks are spread open.
Keyhole by Gene Wonka October 23, 2007
Extra Innings
Extra innings means anal sex in accordance to the home run euphemism (where first base is kissing, second base is petting, third base is oral sex, and intercourse is a home run).
"Dude, I didn't even think I was going to get to first base with Carla, but we ended up going into extra innings!"
Extra Innings by Gene Wonka May 21, 2007