Gaz's definitions

sex wee

Its what happens when u get excited over a girl, or boy (For any girl, gay or bi person)

Woah shes hot! (*SQUIRT* - Sex wee comes out)

by Gaz December 13, 2003

old cunt

A Victorian description for a worn out East End slapper. Normally charged less than a half-penny for their services.

"I only get a penny a time for my old cunnie"

by Gaz May 13, 2005

Nobhead on wheels

A knobhead on wheels, is the kind of person, who drives round areas, usually with passengers. There are two types of nobhead on wheels. The conservative nobhead- This is the person who drives with 1 male passenger in the front, who usually, has his window down, and a tab out the window, and casually yells fuck off at people he passes. The semi-conservative nobhead- is the person who usually has a bunch of fat sluts, in the back, and a mate in the front. These drivers are usually on their way for a gangbang. The driver beeps their horn, and the sluts stick up fingers out of the back windows.

Tonight were the victim of a verbal attack, by a nobhead on wheels

by Gaz April 8, 2005

loon

Slang for masturbating

"stop looning twig!"

by Gaz July 17, 2003

jogger

One who is unhealthily obsessed with fitness and health.

"I phoned Ali to see if he was coming out, but he was at the gym again. The guy's such a f**king jogger.

by Gaz October 10, 2004

Alcatrazistic

a feeling of imrpisonment and with no escape.

my workplace is alcatazistic

by Gaz July 22, 2003

hipocrocapig

Very ugly woman who looks like Anne Widecombe would look if her face had been set alight and the flames put out with a shovel

I must have been pissed last night i ended up with a real hipocrocapig

by Gaz September 3, 2003