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Definitions by Gay Ram Motherfucker

Paleoliberal

Someone who's just like a hard-core right-winger, except they want people to believe that they thought about things and then came to this conclusion.
I was talking to a paleoliberal the other day, and somehow the conversation morphed into a heated debate about how African countries are poor because of lower average IQ. The fact that they blamed it on culture was no comfort.
Someone who keeps complaining about how men can’t lift enough weight or take too long in the shower.
Any time I talk to a feminist, they tell me to stop complaining that I can’t get laid and do something other than software for a living.