Definitions by Gavin Jackson

asphaut 

for the blame to be on one's self

Its her own asphault she went to jail. She shouldn't astolen that car.

asphaut by Gavin Jackson October 1, 2003

tatum pole 

penis. the pole protruding above your tatum.

The ancient Indians worshiped tatum poles.
My tatum pole is green and black.

tatum pole by Gavin Jackson May 14, 2003

tatum

the chode. the wrinkly bo binkins connecting the anus and the scrote.

You smell like a rotten tatum.
Your tatum is bleeding.

tatum by Gavin Jackson May 14, 2003

scarple 

to wank imaginarily. something to do when you are bored or see a hottie

1. Jimmy was bored he sat around and scarpled.
2. The hot girl walked by so we all scarpled.

scarple by Gavin Jackson April 24, 2003

barg 

a word that you say to disrupt the awful silence of class.

"Everything was so quiet, but then Richard screamed out 'BARG!'"

barg by Gavin Jackson April 22, 2003

bargle 

when you wiggle your fingers in someone's armpit

Marge was freaked out with Jimmy gave her a bargle. Shes has a fear of fingers in armpits

bargle by Gavin Jackson April 22, 2003