Gavin's definitions

cuntsnaffle

To be close and intimate with a particularly "juicy" ladyhole.

I was just about to give her a jolly good cuntsnaffle, when in walked the butler!

by gavin April 26, 2005

trustafarian

yogurt weaving, museli jumper wearing, rainbow nazi. Offspring of a CEO or heriditary peer with enough money from daddy to seemily appear to thick stupid hippy cunts fucked on whatever to have morals. once the 'holiday' is over, generally become a judge, arms dealer or general cunt.

: yes tarquins become a hunt sabatour.
: really, trustafarian cunt

by gavin April 14, 2006

turbo island

euphemism for the green triangle

fuck the monday club lets go to turbo island

by gavin October 11, 2003

Alcoholic

person who 'chooses' white cider in the off licence. smells of piss. see jakey

i'm not an alcoholic i enjoy pissing myself and being yellow

by gavin September 27, 2003

Faceman

One that is as cool as Leisure Suit Larry. Gets all the hot chicks and drives all the nice cars. One that has incredible charisma.

James Bond

by Gavin December 18, 2003

Biesh

An adjective for something, or someone, that is really crap.

"That is totally biesh!"
"Ya is da biesh"
"Biiiieeesh!"

by Gavin December 7, 2003

bailiff

thick 'who ate all the pies cunt' who comes round your house, stares at you and asks if your in.

:is mister titwank in?
:who?

by gavin September 14, 2003