Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr.'s definitions

Jack-off double feature

When you masturbate two times in a row.

"I masturbated, and just after i finished cumming, I masturbated again. It was a jack-off double feature."

by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. April 19, 2015

fruitsterbating

The act of masturbating with a piece of fruit.

"I had the most scrumptious fruitsterbating session last night. I jacked off inside a banana, and it felt goooood."

by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. April 20, 2015

terminal lag

Lag that causes you to die in a video game.

I was playing some Half-Life when it started running slow and I experienced some terminal lag! Aaargh!!

by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. November 30, 2017

Choice pick

A piece of art, usually music, film or television, that is considered to represent the best qualities of an artist. A "choice pick" might be selected based on objective quality or subjective tastes.

The editors of TV Today compiled a list of choice picks of this years' TV episodes.

Hey man, check out this playlist of Childish Gambino choice picks that I made.

by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. January 12, 2021