GasMaskOverdrive's definitions

Dick Hydrant

1) When a male cannot stop pissing himself for whatever reason, and a lot comes out, like a fire hydrant

2) When a male's piss is highly-pressurized, such as that of water from a fire hydrant

3) To piss out a fire

1) Dude I gotta go take care of this dick hydrant, I knew I shouldn't have gotten into a water drinking contest!

2) I heard my roommate hit the bowl with a foul sounding dick hydrant

3) The first respondents had a very, very, VERY low budget, so they used dick hydrants to put out the fire

by GasMaskOverdrive March 10, 2017

Room 13

Room 13 is a room in which most schools house their special ed students.

Room 13 is also called the thunderdome or the Tard cage

by GasMaskOverdrive December 6, 2017

Ripened Sailboat

When one sneaks onto one of their friends boats, and proceed to wipe their ass all over the sail and/or deck

You hear about what happened in the port? Someone got a ripened sailboat.

by GasMaskOverdrive March 10, 2017

Favorable Footsoldier

The sexual act of two consensual parties shoving their feet in each other's ass.

The couple next door must be into some weird shit. One of them walked down the hall and had brown footprints, I think they did the favorable footsoldier last night.

by GasMaskOverdrive July 10, 2018

Colorado Tour Bus

A reference to a penis that's been inside of a lot of people, in the sense that a tour bus goes everywhere - this person's dick has been everywhere

It is not uncommon to hear of an STD-infested Colorado Tour Bus

Do you ever wonder who has a colorado tour bus?

by GasMaskOverdrive December 8, 2017