Dirty Gopher

The game of shitting, and then sucking it back into your anus before it can fully leave your body, like that of a gopher leaving it's hole.
Skeet: Yo Jimmy I was hogging the bathroom with Dirty Gophers all night last night
by GasMaskOverdrive December 05, 2017
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Colorado Tour Bus

A reference to a penis that's been inside of a lot of people, in the sense that a tour bus goes everywhere - this person's dick has been everywhere

It is not uncommon to hear of an STD-infested Colorado Tour Bus
by GasMaskOverdrive December 08, 2017
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Dick Hydrant

1) When a male cannot stop pissing himself for whatever reason, and a lot comes out, like a fire hydrant

2) When a male's piss is highly-pressurized, such as that of water from a fire hydrant

3) To piss out a fire
1) Dude I gotta go take care of this dick hydrant, I knew I shouldn't have gotten into a water drinking contest!

2) I heard my roommate hit the bowl with a foul sounding dick hydrant

3) The first respondents had a very, very, VERY low budget, so they used dick hydrants to put out the fire
by GasMaskOverdrive March 10, 2017
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Tallahassee Gas Mask

To shit inside a shower cap, and sneak up behind someone. You then hold them back and put the shitty cap on their face like a gas mask.
I'm tired of my roommate giving me Tallahassee gas masks! I'm never buying a shower cap again.
by GasMaskOverdrive March 22, 2017
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Poo Sling

When a woman uses her bra as a slingshot, using human feces as the payload.
Don't go to the water balloon fight, someone's got a poo sling!
by GasMaskOverdrive March 22, 2017
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