Definitions by GasMaskOverdrive

Spackle Sucker Punch 

When you Spackle but after pulling your pants up, you unexpectedly do the same thing, as the spackle would catch you off-guard with a sucker punch

Ron: Dude did I tell you what happened after we had Taco Bell?
Jeremy: Nah man, what happened?
Ron: I had to shit so bad and was in a hurry, so after I spackled, I got spackle sucker punched!
Jeremy: Oh man that sucks!

Spackle Sucker Punch by GasMaskOverdrive November 30, 2017

Poo Sling 

When a woman uses her bra as a slingshot, using human feces as the payload.

Don't go to the water balloon fight, someone's got a poo sling!

Poo Sling by GasMaskOverdrive March 22, 2017

Gunk Bunker 

A desk (usually at a school) that has an insane amount of gum underneath it.

Dude stay away from the desk right next to the window, it's a total Gunk Bunker

Gunk Bunker by GasMaskOverdrive March 22, 2017

Tallahassee Gas Mask 

To shit inside a shower cap, and sneak up behind someone. You then hold them back and put the shitty cap on their face like a gas mask.

I'm tired of my roommate giving me Tallahassee gas masks! I'm never buying a shower cap again.

Tallahassee Gas Mask by GasMaskOverdrive March 22, 2017

Ripened Sailboat 

When one sneaks onto one of their friends boats, and proceed to wipe their ass all over the sail and/or deck

You hear about what happened in the port? Someone got a ripened sailboat.

Ripened Sailboat by GasMaskOverdrive March 10, 2017

Dick Hydrant

1) When a male cannot stop pissing himself for whatever reason, and a lot comes out, like a fire hydrant

2) When a male's piss is highly-pressurized, such as that of water from a fire hydrant

3) To piss out a fire

1) Dude I gotta go take care of this dick hydrant, I knew I shouldn't have gotten into a water drinking contest!

2) I heard my roommate hit the bowl with a foul sounding dick hydrant

3) The first respondents had a very, very, VERY low budget, so they used dick hydrants to put out the fire

Dick Hydrant by GasMaskOverdrive March 10, 2017