1) When a male cannot stop pissing himself for whatever reason, and a lot comes out, like a fire hydrant
2) When a male's piss is highly-pressurized, such as that of water from a fire hydrant
3) To piss out a fire
2) When a male's piss is highly-pressurized, such as that of water from a fire hydrant
3) To piss out a fire
1) Dude I gotta go take care of this dick hydrant, I knew I shouldn't have gotten into a water drinking contest!
2) I heard my roommate hit the bowl with a foul sounding dick hydrant
3) The first respondents had a very, very, VERY low budget, so they used dick hydrants to put out the fire
2) I heard my roommate hit the bowl with a foul sounding dick hydrant
3) The first respondents had a very, very, VERY low budget, so they used dick hydrants to put out the fire
by GasMaskOverdrive March 10, 2017
Get the Dick Hydrantmug. A reference to a penis that's been inside of a lot of people, in the sense that a tour bus goes everywhere - this person's dick has been everywhere
It is not uncommon to hear of an STD-infested Colorado Tour Bus
It is not uncommon to hear of an STD-infested Colorado Tour Bus
by GasMaskOverdrive December 8, 2017
Get the Colorado Tour Busmug. The couple next door must be into some weird shit. One of them walked down the hall and had brown footprints, I think they did the favorable footsoldier last night.
by GasMaskOverdrive July 10, 2018
Get the Favorable Footsoldiermug. The game of shitting, and then sucking it back into your anus before it can fully leave your body, like that of a gopher leaving it's hole.
by GasMaskOverdrive December 5, 2017
Get the Dirty Gophermug. by GasMaskOverdrive March 22, 2017
Get the Poo Slingmug.