Definitions by Gary Coleman IV
cock table
A device that is able to consume a cock and/or envelop a cock. Normally used for masturbation or intense homoerotic intercourse.
cock table by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
Anal Lament
Man, Karl seriously needs to see a counselor about his anal lament. The doctor says it's near fatal.
Anal Lament by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
flaming assbang
One who has achieved the status of being an ultimate douchbag. This person does not know how to cuss, engage in physical combat, or know how to approach the opposite sex. A person who has been called this name should have their testicles removed surgically.
flaming assbang by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
uber-ejaculation
After Jerry saw that her chest had been showered in a mass amount of hot creamy giz, he immediately knew that it was the result of uber-ejaculation.
uber-ejaculation by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
Wii
Wii by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
fag badge
A characteristic that lets you know that if a certain person is a definite fag, such as having too many pictures of oneself, watching too much Star Wars, or listening to Fall Out Boy.
Person 1: Did you see how many pictures he had of himself?
Person 2: Looks like a fag badge to me.
Person 1: You think so?
Person 2: Yeah, I see it all the time. It's a common one.
Person 2: Looks like a fag badge to me.
Person 1: You think so?
Person 2: Yeah, I see it all the time. It's a common one.
fag badge by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008