asshole tear

Where someone with a very wide cock induces anal penetration and the receiver's skin tears around the asshole.

Peter had a pretty large asshole tear. I'm not sure if it will heal this time.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

girl

An item used to satisfy the man emotionally and sexually. Preferably sexy or fine.

I really want to bone that girl Kelsey.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

cellular boredom

Where you use your cell phone so much that you eventually get bored with it and have to get a new one.

Cameron is suffering from cellular boredom at this very moment. He needs to get an iPhone or something.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

gangstabear

A gangster that acts completely different around a girl he likes and turns into a teddy bear.

Man, that kid peter is really acting like a gangstabear.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Below-Jobbery

When you or a friend has, or is thinking about obtaining a job not even a Mexican would attempt to obtain even if he did get paid a good sum of money. If said fast enough, it may be mistaken for the word blowjobbery.

Man, Target is a great place for Below-Jobbery.

by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008

top cock

1. The winner of cock mania.

2. The leader in a group of roosters.

1. After dominating cock mania, Miguel deserves the distinction of top cock.

2. You see the one with the gray feathers? Yeah, he's top cock.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Unsubstantialism

Being in a state of existence where you have a penis that can not satisfy a woman.

It sure is unlucky that Peter suffers from unsubstantialism because as a result of it, Chris did not invite him to this month's rainbow party.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008