Gary 's definitions

Gariffic

A person that is Gary and terrific all rolled into one big lovable Gary

Tom to Gary: Gariffic!

by Gary April 26, 2004

Top shelf

High quality alcohol. The most expensive of it's type.

Get me a Grey Goose and cranberry. I only drink top shelf Vodka.


person 1: I got wasted off of cheap Tequila last weekend. I had a nasty hangover!

person 2: Well, that's what you get for not drinking top shelf.

by Gary October 21, 2004

Rock out

"Go crazy"

"Man that guy really likes to rock out"

by Gary January 20, 2003

you're

A word illiterates like to use with an insult or otherwise wrong method.

<C>Your coming with me to the cinema tonight?

<XjayD> Do I own a "coming with me?" In fact, I do. That's my dog's name. Coming with me, to the cinema! On the double!

by gary August 4, 2004

acl

a white, female dog from Cuba

The acl took a dump in the feng shui corner.

by Gary April 11, 2003

bad dog

While screwing a girl in the ass, you pull out and blow the load on the floor. Proceed to rub the girls face in it, while saying "bad dog".

She was being a bitch so I gave her a bad dog.

by gary December 2, 2003

blowjob

the best five minutes of silence a married man can ask for.

"She kept on yakking and yakking about her friends that I finally shut her up by having her give me a blowjob."

by Gary March 1, 2004