Definitions by Garry Ladd

Facebook Homo 

A young man with latent homosexual tendencies who is in denial but uses other young men's Facebook accounts to indulge in anal/penile fantasy action.

That Oliver is such a Facebook Homo. He's always using Mat's Facebook to express his desires. I wish he'd just come out and we'd all be happy.

Facebook Homo by Garry Ladd January 28, 2010

Mule-tilated 

kraked softwarez received via the e-mule peer-to-peer sharing system

I got some warez today, the serialz have been well mule-tillated and you can operate pro-gratis

Mule-tilated by Garry Ladd July 28, 2005

Student Siren 

A security alram which is going-off in a student house, because the occupents have gone away for the weekend/vacation/summer and forgot to supply enough credit for electricity. When the credit runs out the alarm sounds intensly for days until the reserve battery power fails.

These students are a sub-set of alarmer

What's the blasted tone that's been going on for days?

Man, that's the student siren. Those kids have gone away without topping up the leccy.

Student Siren by Garry Ladd July 28, 2005

pro-gratis 

Latin for 'with thanks'

When you get something for free as a thank-you

see also probono

I helped the guy in shop clear up some mess, he then gave me a crate of beer pro-gratis

pro-gratis by Garry Ladd July 28, 2005

pentaphonic 

the use of 5 sound sources in surround sound applications, e.g. 5.1

That music is so pentaphonic

pentaphonic by Garry Ladd June 29, 2005

splam 

Generally used for external depostits of ejaculate on another person.

I pulled out my feather and splammed on her tits/face/ass.

splam by Garry Ladd June 13, 2005