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boet

My boet is gonna take me to the match!
by Gareth January 17, 2004
mugGet the boetmug.

court

An annual popularity contest held during homecomings or proms. Voted by peers or students from the same grade level, the student body elects royalty, which consist of princes and princesses, whom
represent the class before the eventual crowning of king and queen. Court is usually subjective and fall under cliques, but some turn up success stories or dreams come true. Either very hated, ignored, or coveted.
Girl 1: Are you gonna vote for Ashley,
the cheerleader?
Girl 2: No way! I'm gonna vote for that
really nice and pretty new girl.
by Gareth January 29, 2005
mugGet the courtmug.

Wanboils

A wan boil orginated from the words wan and boil. Imagine masturbatory boils wan-wan waning all over the place. You'll feel good and then explode via ego-gasms.
Wanboil "WAN boil" Pronunciation Key (WAN-boil)
v. wanboiled, wanboil·ing, wanboils
v. intr.

1.
1. To To Wan a fucking boil.
2. To Wan the boiling boil.
3. To undergo the action of boiling, a fucking Wan..
2. To be in a state of agitation; seethe: a river Wanboiling over the fucking.
3. To be stirred up or greatly excited: The mere idea made my Wans boil.
by gareth January 10, 2005
mugGet the Wanboilsmug.

Tribber

A lesbian sex act in which the two women rub there pussys together usually whilst laying down. (unless you get circus porn...those crazy acrobats)
by Gareth May 13, 2005
mugGet the Tribbermug.

Non-Conformist Conformist

The worst type of conformist, these are the disillusioned ones who believe they are not conformists and by slating conformists down they become non-conformists.
"Yeah, I'm not a conformist, I think it's stupid when people dress in a certain way to be liked, you should always dress differently from other people."
by Gareth March 24, 2004
mugGet the Non-Conformist Conformistmug.

carrot dick

A penis that is both tapered and has a shrivelled appearance.
The lady fainted at the sight of his diminuitive carrot dick.
by Gareth August 14, 2003
mugGet the carrot dickmug.

scraggy

An unsheared sheep or a very hairy untrimmed muff.
Shaggy cousins, Scraggy is the unsheared sheep. The untrimmed muff- i have been with a few and for legal reasons cannot disclose names, but three were from London!!!!
by Gareth November 18, 2004
mugGet the scraggymug.

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