Gareth's definitions

good

your mum

your mum is good

by gareth November 27, 2003

not for ants

A sizeable task, something big or extreme.

This Tequila is not for ants

by gareth October 28, 2003

rodney rude

A funny Australian comedian who has great albums such as "Yah Mum's Bum" and "Rude Basterd".

by Gareth October 26, 2003

cumgun

a penis

i stroke my fucking cumgun

by gareth August 28, 2003

carrot dick

A penis that is both tapered and has a shrivelled appearance.

The lady fainted at the sight of his diminuitive carrot dick.

by Gareth August 14, 2003

Miniclip

An internet site filled with fun games.

I'm gonna go on miniclip.com

by Gareth July 3, 2003

bum darts

when a man pokes his cock in another mans bum.

on saturday nights, gareth goes to morgans house, takes off his pants, and plays "bum darts" with morgann. Gareth usually wins, actually he always wins because as he lieks to say, practice makes perfect

by gareth January 29, 2003