semen excretion

She laps up my semen excretion like a cat on milk.
by Gar Grim February 03, 2018
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Cracka Country

Where hillbillies, rednecks, and honkys live.
Golly gee! There's a lot of white folk around these parts. We must be in Cracka Country.
by Gar Grim June 14, 2018
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Tequila Squeala

Any chick you can get drunk and screams at the top of her lungs during sex.
Dude! That girl over there is a Tequila Squeala! I know. I heard her ass 2 blocks away!
by Gar Grim February 04, 2018
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Hog nogs

Hog nogs are the vegetables that you don't like to eat but are diced up and sprinkled on your food at fast food restaurants.
I just puked in my mouth! I ate some hog nogs that were hidden in my food!
by Gar Grim September 09, 2021
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Venis The Micro Penis

One step up from a large clitoris. Venus The Micro Penis looks like a turtle who's pulled there head back into their shell. You are able to only spot the tip. It can be yanked on comfortably with a finger and a thumb.
Girl! I had the cutest guy over last night! He has a great job, looked good, a real nice guy. Then we started making out, one thing led to another. He got naked and OMG! I thought he got in a weedwhacker accident! He had a Venis The Micro Penis! I felt sorry for him. I faked a orgasm and he left. Won't be hooking up with him again.
by Gar Grim January 12, 2019
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Droppin Belts

When your at a truck stop using the bathroom and hear a truck driver in a stall undoing his pants and the belt buckle hits the floor before he sits down to take a shit.
Dude! I went in to wash my hands at the truck stop and heard truckers Droppin Belts stanky style!
by Gar Grim September 10, 2021
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Straight piping it

Farting with no underwear on. Nothing to filter the fart.
My uncle was straight piping it at Walmart and left a stain in his jeans.
by Gar Grim March 16, 2023
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