Gar Grim's definitions

Monster Meat Missile

Large penis. The 3M.

She could barely crawl unto his Monster Meat Missile. The thing was so large. Her vagina lips were stretched to the limits.

by Gar Grim May 4, 2018

Droppin Deuce

Taking a shit.

Damn! It stanks! Your girlfriend just ended up Droppin Deuce amd backing up the plumbing!

by Gar Grim September 9, 2021

Out do ya bitch

A person who tries to outdo everyone around them when it comes to life experiences and health issues. They also know everything on every conversation even though they don't possess the education and will power to shut there fucking mouths and be humble and listen.

Fran-Yeah, my grandfather just had another stint put in his heart so he can stay alive.

Out do ya bitch-Oh yeah... Well my grandfather had 23 stints and lives in an Iron Lung. And he's still taking care of the family. He cuts hair at the weave store and is a Auctioneer at the VFW on Bingo nite!!
Fran- Foo Lordy!!! You is a Out do ya bitch!!! Do you want a side order of fries with those lies? Your grandpappy died of ass cancer 7 years ago.

by Gar Grim July 2, 2018

Cracka Country

Where hillbillies, rednecks, and honkys live.

Golly gee! There's a lot of white folk around these parts. We must be in Cracka Country.

by Gar Grim June 16, 2018

butt popper

Butt implant exploding while in tanning bed or under extreme heat.

Maria just left the tanning booth. She just had a butt popper! Look at her left butt cheek! Damn!!!

by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Hog nogs

Hog nogs are the vegetables that you don't like to eat but are diced up and sprinkled on your food at fast food restaurants.

I just puked in my mouth! I ate some hog nogs that were hidden in my food!

by Gar Grim September 9, 2021

Venis The Micro Penis

One step up from a large clitoris. Venus The Micro Penis looks like a turtle who's pulled there head back into their shell. You are able to only spot the tip. It can be yanked on comfortably with a finger and a thumb.

Girl! I had the cutest guy over last night! He has a great job, looked good, a real nice guy. Then we started making out, one thing led to another. He got naked and OMG! I thought he got in a weedwhacker accident! He had a Venis The Micro Penis! I felt sorry for him. I faked a orgasm and he left. Won't be hooking up with him again.

by Gar Grim January 12, 2019