18 definitions by GageTheDictionaryGeek

A person who is as stupid as a donkey
"Give a bad boy enough rope and he'll soon make a jackass of himself!"

"Ha ha ha! Go on, Laugh, Make a jackass out of yourself! I'm through, this is the end!"
by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 6, 2016
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A question that indirectly tells someone to put their mask on. When someone asks you “Do you have a mask?”, it means that masks are required and you have to wear one. It’s just a nicer way of saying it.
Security: Do you have a mask?

Guest: I don’t have a mask.

Security: A mask is required, please wear one. (gives mask to guest)

Guest: No thanks, I’d rather not.

Security: You’re gonna have to leave the mall then, since you refuse to wear a mask.
by GageTheDictionaryGeek October 29, 2021
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A thing that old people listen to or a hobby that old people do when they're bored.
I like to listen to the radio 24/7
by GageTheDictionaryGeek March 18, 2017
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The exact moment of seeing a person doing illegal acts.
Caught red handed! You're under arrest for vandalism, stealing, smoking indoors, and driving drunk!
by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 5, 2016
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Cereal consisting of 7 all-natural grains such as oats, barley, and almonds which are deep fried and coated with brown sugar, honey, and BBQ sauce. The way to ask for it is by name.
Dennis: Hey Joey, that’s some good cereal, what is it?
Joey: Ninja, please
Dennis: DONT SAY THAT WORD IN FRONT OF ME! *starts stabbing joey with a knife*
Joey: Ninja Please! *holds the cereal box in front of him*
by GageTheDictionaryGeek August 17, 2018
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A sauce that contains oil, egg yolks, an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice.

This is commonly referred to as mayonnaise, or mayo, for short.
Hard-boiled eggs and “man eggs” make a tasty egg salad, especially for sandwiches!
by GageTheDictionaryGeek January 21, 2022
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Popping a toddler's hand with a hairbrush when he's in trouble
You're getting a spankin for drawing on that brand new wall!
by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 4, 2016
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