GageTheDictionaryGeek's definitions

coronamaniac

A person who acts crazy during the coronavirus pandemic and doesn’t care about taking the coronavirus and gets people sick

Be careful of that coronamaniac over there. You need to stay no less than 6 feet from that idiot.

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 16, 2020

Gas Bomb

A big, bad-smelling fart

I think Lovette put off a gas bomb on the way back from Marfa, or was that you?

by GageTheDictionaryGeek September 6, 2019

Ninja Please

Cereal consisting of 7 all-natural grains such as oats, barley, and almonds which are deep fried and coated with brown sugar, honey, and BBQ sauce. The way to ask for it is by name.

Dennis: Hey Joey, that’s some good cereal, what is it?
Joey: Ninja, please
Dennis: DONT SAY THAT WORD IN FRONT OF ME! *starts stabbing joey with a knife*
Joey: Ninja Please! *holds the cereal box in front of him*

by GageTheDictionaryGeek August 17, 2018

superchurch

A very large church, such as a Catholic, Anglican, Orthodox, or a Protestant church.

We have exactly one superchurch in our town, which is the Catholic church.

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 13, 2018

radio

A thing that old people listen to or a hobby that old people do when they're bored.

I like to listen to the radio 24/7

by GageTheDictionaryGeek March 18, 2017

Qin

A Chinese or Japanese bruise, especially pinching someone's ears

Here, let me take care of your Qin.

by GageTheDictionaryGeek October 15, 2016

jackass

A person who is as stupid as a donkey

"Give a bad boy enough rope and he'll soon make a jackass of himself!"

"Ha ha ha! Go on, Laugh, Make a jackass out of yourself! I'm through, this is the end!"

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 6, 2016