GageTheDictionaryGeek's definitions

Whoopin

Slapping a person's back with a belt

You're getting a whoopin for using profanity in school!

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 3, 2016

superchurch

A very large church, such as a Catholic, Anglican, Orthodox, or a Protestant church.

We have exactly one superchurch in our town, which is the Catholic church.

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 13, 2018

Ninja Please

Cereal consisting of 7 all-natural grains such as oats, barley, and almonds which are deep fried and coated with brown sugar, honey, and BBQ sauce. The way to ask for it is by name.

Dennis: Hey Joey, that’s some good cereal, what is it?
Joey: Ninja, please
Dennis: DONT SAY THAT WORD IN FRONT OF ME! *starts stabbing joey with a knife*
Joey: Ninja Please! *holds the cereal box in front of him*

by GageTheDictionaryGeek August 17, 2018

coronamaniac

A person who acts crazy during the coronavirus pandemic and doesn’t care about taking the coronavirus and gets people sick

Be careful of that coronamaniac over there. You need to stay no less than 6 feet from that idiot.

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 16, 2020

Qin

A Chinese or Japanese bruise, especially pinching someone's ears

Here, let me take care of your Qin.

by GageTheDictionaryGeek October 15, 2016

clown bus

A very small bus, such as a 30’ ElDorado National E-Z Rider, especially one with Voith transmission

We’re riding the orbit clown bus in Tempe!

by GageTheDictionaryGeek September 3, 2021

Mall Cop

A security guard in a private property, such as an office building, mall, hospital, hotel, museum, store, etc. As soon as they greet you, they sometimes say, "Can I help you?"

I got thrown out of the Tucson Mall for a day by mall cops for filming the elevators there because they thought of it as suspicious activity.

by GageTheDictionaryGeek October 5, 2020