Gadget King's definitions

sucking valve

a male sex organ, used for urination and pleasurable indulgencies

after severe fondling, my sucking valve was cocked for action and my girlfriend utilised my sucking valve to its full potential

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

shitfit (n)

The act of uncontrollable bowel movement due to the ingestion of anything that promotes diarrhea.

I had a major shitfit (n)

after drinking polluted water.

by Gadget King November 17, 2011

nose nectar

the snot that sticks to your upper lip when coughing or sneezing while your mouth was full of any sweet liquid

I had a good dose of nose nectar while choking on my milkshake

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

ass grunt

A fart that does not totally leave the body, running up and down the intestines and partially releases itself

I had some gabbage last night, now i have an attack of ass grunts

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

Bogroller

Any domesticated animal, when taken for a stroll, would flop down om a mound of turd - bogserve - or otherwise, and roll gleefully in it.

It is not easy to take Skippy for a walk, he is such a bogroller.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

hose hop

The intricate act of hopping on one foot while trying to get a sock or hosiery on the other foot. (verb)

I love watching my girlfriend doing a hose hop when she gets dressed.

by Gadget King January 17, 2011

newsiest

Morning or evening newspaper or TV channel giving you the most and updated news of the day, from all over.

Of all the newspapers locally available, THE DAILY NEWS is the newsiest paper around.

by Gadget King January 17, 2011