Definitions by Gaaraofthedamned

MLA Format 

Stupid, pointless method for writing a paper and citing your sources. Dictates that every little detail must be done in a certain way and if you make the smallest mistake then you deserve to fail (and be expelled if your in college).

The paper took me only a half hour, but I ended up spending all night correcting it because of the stupid MLA format rules.

MLA Format by GaaraoftheDamned October 1, 2012

Jordan, Minnesota 

Small town in rural Minnesota around 45 minutes southwest of Minneapolis. Came to light in the early eighties when several of the town's adults were swept up in a case of satanic child sexual abuse, as well as a song by Noise Rockers Big Black about the above mentioned incidents.

Jordan, Minnesota has a dark history.

Jordan, Minnesota by GaaraoftheDamned September 29, 2012

Today is the Day 

Awesome Noise Metal band from Nashville. Have played with well known bands like Mastadon and Lamb of God

Today is the day rocks!

Today is the Day by GaaraoftheDamned September 23, 2012

Last Resort Christian

One who has no problem with breaking rules and the law and living in sin but claims to be a devout christian once their ass is in trouble.

My cousin Jeff likes to break into places and drink at the age of 16, yet his Facebook profile puts him as a Conservative Christian. Maybe he's a last resort christian.

Last Resort Christian by Gaaraofthedamned September 9, 2012

Reject-a-thon 

When you submit multiple definitions to Urban Dictionary and they reject every one of them.

I sent multiple definitions, all very well written, but all of them were rejected. Urban Dictionary is on another goddamn Reject-a-thon.

Reject-a-thon by GaaraoftheDamned September 4, 2012

Morning rubout 

When you wake up and masturbate before even getting out of bed.

I got out of bed after a morning rubout didn't help me get back to sleep

Morning rubout by GaaraoftheDamned August 29, 2012

Labor Day 

The first Monday in September. Made to honor the working men and women in the United States, though mainly known for cookouts, parades, days off from work and school (which is usually just beginning) and being the official last day of summer (while the last day is technically Sept. 20, almost every summer related activity shuts down after Labor Day).

Me and my girlfriend had a killer Labor Day weekend. Now I'm depressed knowing I have to go back to work and that Autumn is right around the corner.

Labor Day by Gaaraofthedamned August 26, 2012