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Reject-a-thon

When you submit multiple definitions to Urban Dictionary and they reject every one of them.
I sent multiple definitions, all very well written, but all of them were rejected. Urban Dictionary is on another goddamn Reject-a-thon.
by GaaraoftheDamned September 4, 2012
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School

Once one of the most important steps in creating and maintaining society, schools in the last 60 years or so have become about as effective as a condom with no covering on the tip.

Multiple factors have contributed to the downfall of school effectiveness, including (but not limited to):

*Teachers that treat students like they're more stupid than they really are

*Schoolboards and administrations that are more concerned with what the students are wearing than what they are learning

*Textbooks so boring and poorly written they make the worst parts of the bible look like the Harry Potter books

*Students who take out their frustrations with the school system on other students, making it hard for anyone to look forward to going

*Assignments, tests, and grading systems that make students start worrying about the smallest, most insignificant things.
Schools are really now nothing but prisons that let you go home every day-so long as you return the next.
by GaaraoftheDamned January 27, 2013
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Nugentard

A person or group of fans of right-wing hard rocker Ted Nugent who mimick him in every conceivable way (usually minus the long hair), meaning they are:

-redneck republicans
-closed minded christians or catholics (meaning they are very homophobic)
-Hunters very much against vegetarianism/veganism and animal rights
-Defensive of Nugent's anti drugs and alcohol stance, even though many are heavy drinkers.
-in denial about Nugent avoiding the draft in the late sixties

Aside from a perfect example of the Republican Party not being able to think for themselves, they are also just as stupid as Beliebers, though not as annoying, not as large numbers, and most of them are actually full grown men in their fourties or fifties.
Nugentard: We need Nugent as president and not another faggot loving, anti-american pussy democrat who's probably a Jew or Atheist.

Normal person: Dude you've become a total Nugentard since you started listening to Ted Nugent, so go live with the other rednecks who can't think for themselves.
by Gaaraofthedamned December 28, 2010
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Virgin, Utah

A small town in the middle of nowhere Utah about 4-5 hours away from Salt Lake City. Made the news in May 2000 when the town passed a law requiring all residents to keep and maintain a gun.
I wouldn't want to live in Virgin, Utah. The right to keep and bear arms should be a choice, not a requirement.
by Gaaraofthedamned May 26, 2012
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Rick Perry Strong

To use hate and bigotry to spread a political message.

Named after Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry's infamous video/ad of the same name.
Rick Perry lover: If we want to fix our economy, we need to stop giving welfare to the minority races.

Normal guy: Oh no he's gone Rick Perry Strong! Quick let's get him to a psychiatrist before he starts talking about making his religion and homophobia mandatory.
by Gaaraofthedamned January 2, 2012
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The Boat that Rocked

An awesome 2009 Rock music comedy that is horribly underrated. Known as "Pirate Radio" in the U.S., the film is about a group of Renegade Rockers in the 1960s broadcasting Rock n' Roll to the people of Britan all day, every day in a boat off the coast of Britan, when most stations only played jazz. The team is lead by an American DJ simply known as The Count (Phillip Seymour Hoffman). The music and antics attract the attention of Minister Dormandy (Kenneth Branaugh), who plans to shut them down.

Unsuprisingly the film is inspired by the pirate radio stations of the 1960s. The film was laregly panned by critics but is an overall awesome film that you should give a chance (at least) before you die.
I don't feel like watching "The Dark Knight". Let's watch "The Boat that Rocked" instead.
by Gaaraofthedamned January 4, 2011
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Chicago

The largest city in Illinois, and the state's unofficial capital. One of the greatest cities in the country, and probably the world. Sure, maybe we're not as flashy or glamorous as New York or L.A., but Chicago is a beautiful place and if you spent one day in the city you'd see why it's residents love it.
There's always something to do in Chicago, so don't go knocking it until you've seen it for yourself.
by GaaraoftheDamned March 10, 2013
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