GaMeRuInEr's definitions

Christmas boner

The strange erection you get on Christmas morning due to the excitement of opening presents or the thought of opening presents.

I got a Christmas boner when I saw a huge present by the tree that was for me.

by GaMeRuInEr December 30, 2006

orgasm at 35,000 feet

Masturbating in the bathroom of an airplane in-flight.

I was feeling horny and the flight attendants were looking pretty hot. We weren't going to land at LaGuardia for another hour, so I decided to go to the bathroom and have an orgasm at 35,000 feet.

by GaMeRuInEr August 26, 2006

Uranus

The butt end (no pun intended) of every joke about planets in the 5th grade.

5th-grader: "Uranus has several rings surrounding it."
Other fifth-graders: BWAHAHAHAHA!
5th-grader: "Uranus has a dark, rocky surface."
Other fifth-graders: BWAHAHAHAHA!

I could go on all day ...

by GaMeRuInEr September 13, 2006

840

A blunt so large that it is considered to have double the capacity of 420.

He rolled up an 840 and smoked the whole damn thing in an hour and a half!

by GaMeRuInEr May 2, 2006

funny bone

Having rough sex with someone while wearing a clown suit.

Mike gave Lisa a funny bone.

by GaMeRuInEr August 1, 2006

Xbox 420

The stoner's Xbox. Slightly more powerful than its 360 counterpart due to the fact that the graphics engine is a bit more advanced when on weed.

That stoner down the street got an Xbox 420!

by GaMeRuInEr January 15, 2007

Nevada

Would be fucked if it didn't have Las Vegas.

Anything outside Las Vegas is nothing but desert when it comes to Nevada.

by GaMeRuInEr September 15, 2006