like a dog chasing a truck

SOMEONE OUTSIDE THEIR LEAGUE WHEN IT COMES TO CHASING WOMEN.
NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCH'S HER.
(PETER)....YOU WERE OUT LAST NIGHT TRYING TO CHAT UP THAT BLONDE AT THE PUB
(JOHN)....YEAH! HE IS LIKE A DOG CHASING A TRUCK,WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCHES HER.
(PETER)....GET FUCKED CUNT..
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by GS71 May 18, 2015
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WGAFF

WGAFF REGARDING THE QUALITY OF TODAY'S CELEBRITIES,ACTORS ETC.........YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.....
by GS71 May 16, 2015
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throat carver

An extremely harsh on the throat cigarette,whether it be tailor made or a rollie.
Can be used singular or plural.
That first cigarette of the day after a night on the piss is a throat carver.
Marlboro cigarettes are throat carvers,especially unfiltered.
by GS71 April 06, 2015
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wigwam for a goose's bridle

AN OLD AUSTRALIAN SLANG TERM FOR "HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW"

OR.... IF YOU ARE MAKING SOMETHING AND YOU COULDN'T BE FUCKED EXPLAINING IN DETAIL WHAT IT IS.
IT'S ON THE SHELF NEXT TO THE THINGAMAJIG AND THE DOOHICKEY.
A WIGWAM FOR A GOOSE'S BRIDLE IS USED TO TRIM PINOCCHIO'S BALL HAIR......SILKY SMOOTH.
by GS71 April 19, 2017
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Someone who does not spend any money.............period!
He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.
by GS71 April 04, 2015
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