GReg's definitions

paramus

1. A town in Northern New Jersey consisting of 3 Malls, the Bergen Mall(spanish people and old people), Paramus Park Mall(white people), and Garden State Plaza(everyone). Paramus Police tend to be anal, similar to Fort Lee Police.
2. A place where you must be rich to live.
3. Not the ghetto.
4. A place where I represent the upper middle class.

Paramus, located between Maywood, Ridgewood, Rochelle Park, Oradell, and whatever, is a town of the developer.

by Greg October 3, 2004

Banana Phone

a phone....thats a banana

jay, get that banana phone out of your ass.

by Greg November 28, 2004

wopper

a big sloppy pussy

My cock splashed into her wopper.

by Greg January 7, 2004

what's in the box?

phrase uttered when something bad happens. taken from the scene in Se7en where Brad Pitt has a very distressing package sent to him from the killer.

(you unsuspectingly click a link and see the goatse)
"awww, what's in the box?!?!"

by Greg March 13, 2004

texas hotstick

this is when you are fucking your bitch in the ass and then you spit some chew on you dick and continue the madness!

hey sally how would you like to try the texas hotstick tonight?

by greg June 21, 2006

Door Stopper

"Commonly mistakened for a object that stops doors. It is infact an adjective used by few like James Greg Dyas. The actualy definition of word is it describes an immensely beautiful person but the real beauty it emphasizes on is the inner beauty of a person with high value to user who describes them."

Greg: "Yah that girl Kayla Is a Real Door Stopper!"
Fahad: "Yah buT your my Door Stopper!"
Greg: :o

by Greg August 25, 2004

Brown

Any type of whiskey with a brown hue, ie. scotch, bourbon, canadian, etc.

"What would you like to drink?", "I'll have a brown."

by greg December 15, 2003