GOd's definitions

Ben Folds

The best musician with little radio play... God's Gift to Piano

God said "let there be piano" then he said, "let there be Ben Folds"

by God April 7, 2005

Blue Team

Gods Of Halo 2, Bitch Slappers of Red Team.

We'll make the Red Team our bitch

by God November 10, 2006

newt

a small pathetic creature that has a peculiar smell and is worthy of destruction.

Nate is a newt. Don't be a NEWT!!!!!

by god April 12, 2005

Godlike

Being in a state of Ownzorizing for a long period of time. Also known as BEING NADDY!

Naddy is getting so many kills he should be called GODLIKE

by GOD April 17, 2005

Tor

Pile of hot naked ladies.

I wish I was in a tor right now.

by God April 18, 2005

dashboard confessional

Holy sh*t this band sucks along with all of the others in their genre. When are flip-flop-wearing, angst-ridden suburbanites going to realize that whiny vocals and repetitive power-chord strumming is not real music? Get over your trivial problems, you faggots...I don't care if your dad makes you clean your room or if some chick you think you're in love with likes your best friend. Get a job and stop inspiring more talentless metrosexuals to get together and write bad poetry with big (out of context) words interspersed in elementary sentences. These songs don't make any f*cking sense, and the fact that whole generation thinks that this garbage "speaks to them" is even funnier than the music itself. And please don't say that I don't understand, because you don't either...no one does...it's unintelligible dreck. Period.

Dashboard Confessional is at the vanguard of the emo scene--a disgusting derivative of punk rock.

by God April 18, 2005

god

A really big cunt who doesn't exist. If you believe in him you are also a cunt.

God: "Hello, I am God, I'm a really big cunt"
Person: "But hang on a sec, you don't exist"
God: "True, but I am a really big cunt"

by god April 20, 2005