Fagenis

A cross between a penis and a vagina. Spelt with an F to sound homo.

-Mrs. Clack has a penis.
-No, it's a Fagenis.
-Oh, shes neither male nor female.

by God October 21, 2004

Three-toad Sloth

A sloth which uses three toads to wipe his ass.

Argh. it looks like a three-toad sloth was here.

by God December 14, 2004

wedge

A fat Cunt. Selfish. Often an only child.

Fuck off Wedge
Don't be like Wedge

by GOD November 11, 2006

pillage the village

totally destroy someones butt hole with the fury of a wolverine

Johnny my moms lonely she want you to pillage her village

by God May 13, 2005

cockbreath

one with breath that smells of cock (ie, jo)

'dear lord jo, how long as it been since you brushed your teeth? you have cockbreath'

by God September 22, 2003

splurge

bust a nut

shut up before i splurge on your face, bitch!

by god October 25, 2003

sugarkiss

It's when you eat a pixie stick and keep the sugar in your mouth and kiss it into someone else's mouth.

It's like snoblowing, but with sugar.

by God October 24, 2003