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Definitions by GOD

Self Indulging Sellout 

By selling pointless merchandise to impressionable Americans, douchebag Gene Simmons has become a self indulging sellout.
Self Indulging Sellout by God December 12, 2004

Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta

The most memorable song from Office Space, and a good example of when rap can actually be good.
Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta has a kicking awesome beat that I like to get down to when I am chilling with all my niggers at the country club.
someone who is stoned and stupid
you mongaloid you ate all my food
mongaloid by god December 10, 2004

crystal palace 

loved by the fans. the one true team in english football. worshiped by many other sets of fans including charlton, millwall, brighton etc.
is that the 12 disciples. no, its ian dowie and his 11 eagles
crystal palace by god December 10, 2004
2D creatures that hail from the inner core of the moon - which is the center of the universe, not Earth - equipped with technology beyond human comprehension.
An example of that technology is their lasers, which move faster than the eye can follow; and their ability to jump much higher than we human's can.
Mooninite by God December 9, 2004

Maura Face

When butterflies fly through the air and puppies sing their lovely puppy songs.
Man, its totally a Maura Face day right now. I just hope the Maura Face does not get Maura Faced in the Maura Face with a Maura Face.
Maura Face by God December 8, 2004

cunt pajama 

A person who sucks up their cunt juices with their pajamas, which is also a metaphor for a person who constantly saturates your life with insignificant banter, see also ass clown.
That bitch is such a cunt pajama, she never stops talking.
cunt pajama by God December 7, 2004