plitter

An ass that's been fucked so many times, it can eat its weight in ham.

Man, I wish my girlfriend didn't have such a plitter.

by george August 29, 2003

gimplet

a child spawned from two gimps

yo dude look at that gimplet that was spawned from two gimps

by george October 17, 2004

Chicken and Rice

meaning you want chicken and rice for whatever meal you may be on -or- is a way to show you could care less. originally formed for no reason by using the phrase obsesive compulsively by ben.

Dude! chicken and rice

by george March 07, 2005

five across the eyes

To slap someone across the face with the front or back of your hand.

Refers to the five fingers.

Say that again and ill give you five across the eyes!

by George December 19, 2004

Pepegasm

n. 1. An instantaneous orgasm resulting from very little to no stimulation given. 2. Any sort of other immediate intense gratification with minimal stimulation. {Pepe, from the e-famous 20yr old virgin in Fort Worth, Texas; gasm as a derivative of orgasmos, Greek for swelling, namely of certain organs due to stimulus}

Example: Upon sight of the attractive girl approaching, Pepe immediately ran back to his vehicle, narrowly escaping a public Pepegasm.

by George December 21, 2004

Pepegasm

(Pe·pe·gasm) n. 1. An instantaneous orgasm resulting from very little to no physical stimulation. 2. Any sort of other immediate intense gratification with minimal stimulation. Pepe, from the e-famous 20yr old virgin in Fort Worth, Texas; gasm as a derivative of orgasmos, Greek for swelling, namely of certain organs due to stimulus

Upon sight of the attractive girl approaching, Pepe immediately ran back to his vehicle, narrowly escaping a public Pepegasm.

by George December 21, 2004

Diaper

(1)-a hygenic garment , ment for retention of feces or other material passed by a young humans lower colon.
(2) a polititian.( BOTHE NEED CHANGING FOR SAME REASONS)

"mommy the baby's diaper needs to be changed, it is full of Crap!'

by George March 24, 2004