GANJAMAN's definitions

capitalism

you find a better system. I'm not being sarcastic. All systems have problems with them. And believe me, I hate annoying rich ass 10 year olds who cry all day cus they're Ipod's got a scratch and rich hungry business men who live on wallstreet and would send their family up the river for a nickel.

Dubya, Dubya. Moody Teenagers who drink starbucks all day say you're stupid because a Green Day song told them to. How ironic. GO TO HELL ALANIS MORRISETE

by GANJAMAN April 16, 2005

summit

tiny little city in New Jersey that is the ultimate epitome of coolness.

Random person: I'm from Summit

Other random person: OMG!!! I MUST WORSHIP YOU!!!!

by GANJAMAN November 16, 2004

axl rose

This dude who liked to wear headbands and leather pants, had an extremely high pitched voice, and claimed to get laid every night. Oh ya almost forgot, he was part of HUGE rock band with a guitarist that kicked a$$.

"Welcome to the jungle, won't you bring it to ya SH-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEESS!!!!"

i can imitate axl rose....seth sucks(jk he's cool)

by GANJAMAN October 23, 2004

brazil women

theres a stereotype that all Brazilian women are hot, but i know a bunch of ugly ones. Being brazilian and female myself, i can say this. Not all of us will just hop into bed with a guy and dance around with thongs. A few of them have more self esteem than that. OBRIGADO IS THANK YOU DUMASS!!!

Brazilian bimbo: OHLE EM MEUS PEITOS GRANDES!!!! translate that
Smart brazilian person:....I'm cool

by GANJAMAN November 14, 2004

sULLY

that guy from godsmack that smokes incense and talks about how his life sucks the whole time. touche is a pretty good song though. Also thinks he's james hetfield's and eddie vedder's love child.

"And i only do for you what you for me..." "No more meaning to my life, no more reason to stay"

by GANJAMAN October 26, 2004

random

Something that just comes out of the-OH MY GOSH ITS A FLYING PEANUTBUTTER FILLED COW!!

Jovially walking on a sunday morning sure did a garden gnome come up and poke me in the ass. The apocalypse has been delayed due to certain circumstances. CAUTION DO NOT READ!!FLAMES SHALL COME FROM LOUISIANA AND INCENERATE YOU IF YOU LISTEN TO PINK FLOYD ONE MORE TIME!

by GANJAMAN January 31, 2005

Britney Spears

a bunch of immature kids who like whack a whore poppy bubblegum songs are gonna yell out, "OMG!!!111 YOUSTH GUYSTH SUCKSTH!!!BRITNEYSTHS THE BOMBSTHS!!!! WOOT!!!!!! GO AMBERCROMBIETSHS!!!!!" because they read these definitions

i have no self esteem and i think my life is hard even though half of the annoying kid population worships me and i have enough money to have 100 horny midget sex slaves and 4 robots to chew my food

by GANJAMAN October 17, 2004