Definitions by GANJAMAN

brazil women 

theres a stereotype that all Brazilian women are hot, but i know a bunch of ugly ones. Being brazilian and female myself, i can say this. Not all of us will just hop into bed with a guy and dance around with thongs. A few of them have more self esteem than that. OBRIGADO IS THANK YOU DUMASS!!!

Brazilian bimbo: OHLE EM MEUS PEITOS GRANDES!!!! translate that
Smart brazilian person:....I'm cool

brazil women by GANJAMAN November 14, 2004

eddie vedder

Really really smart creative guy who hates bush. Frontman for the band pearl jam, doesn't like to be mainstream. BILLIONS have copied his singing style, which is muddy and full of ERRRRRRR's and AHHHHHH's and random lion growls. also very hot. Has enviromental issues.

I'm eddiehhh vedderrrrr....DESTROY THE MEDIA MACHINE!!!!!!!!

eddie vedder by GANJAMAN November 6, 2004

voodoo 

That godsmack song that starts with sully saying im the not one whose so far away blah blah blah and then in the video crazy bald frog men run through the forest while sully and his band are in the middle of nowhere.(i know some guy already put this)

Loser: PLAY SO FAR AWAY!!!!!
Cool person: its voodoo smart one and this is the millionth time
Loser: PLAY IT ANYWAY!!!!GODSMACK!!!

voodoo by GANJAMAN October 28, 2004

new jersey 

BEST STATE ON EARTH!! (besides california) Cool people are born there every second. And no, no one goes down to the "coaffee shoop" with their "doog".The accent isnt as prominent as people think.

You're from New Jersey? You must be very cool.

You know it

new jersey by GANJAMAN October 26, 2004

sULLY

that guy from godsmack that smokes incense and talks about how his life sucks the whole time. touche is a pretty good song though. Also thinks he's james hetfield's and eddie vedder's love child.

"And i only do for you what you for me..." "No more meaning to my life, no more reason to stay"

sULLY by GANJAMAN October 26, 2004

axl rose 

This dude who liked to wear headbands and leather pants, had an extremely high pitched voice, and claimed to get laid every night. Oh ya almost forgot, he was part of HUGE rock band with a guitarist that kicked a$$.

"Welcome to the jungle, won't you bring it to ya SH-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEESS!!!!"

i can imitate axl rose....seth sucks(jk he's cool)

axl rose by GANJAMAN October 23, 2004

Britney Spears 

a bunch of immature kids who like whack a whore poppy bubblegum songs are gonna yell out, "OMG!!!111 YOUSTH GUYSTH SUCKSTH!!!BRITNEYSTHS THE BOMBSTHS!!!! WOOT!!!!!! GO AMBERCROMBIETSHS!!!!!" because they read these definitions

i have no self esteem and i think my life is hard even though half of the annoying kid population worships me and i have enough money to have 100 horny midget sex slaves and 4 robots to chew my food

Britney Spears by GANJAMAN October 17, 2004