Definitions by G. Thomas

graduphonicate

Verb. To call someone's cell phone during their graduation commencement ceremony.

She's trying to graduphonicate me right now?? I'll have to get back to her later!

graduphonicate by G. Thomas May 21, 2008

moisturification

The process of becoming, or to cause to become, moisturized. Synonym with moisturization.

Adding lotion all over her body was certainly an act of moisturification.

moisturification by G. Thomas May 21, 2008

horsefeathers

A term used in place of swear words, but with the same emphasis. Rooted at meaning "impossible," as horses obviously lack feathers.

Bush has resigned from his presidency? Horsefeathers!

horsefeathers by G. Thomas May 21, 2008

culinarium

Noun. (kyoo-lih-NAIR-ee-um.) A cafeteria containing only the finest of foods. May not exist yet.

I want to go to a culinarium so badly! Watching all of these Food Network TV shows is really getting to me!

culinarium by G. Thomas April 22, 2008

cameretiquacious

Adverb. (KAM-er-EH-tih-KAY-shus.) To be extremely careful while operating a camera.

She's used that camera for decades, not needing to replace a single part of it. She's very cameretiquacious with that thing!

cameretiquacious by G. Thomas April 22, 2008

barfalicious

Adjective. Describes food that causes or inspires one to literally vomit, often because of being undercooked. Food may actually still taste good if eaten, but the result always returns to the top.

The barfalicious food that Kory ate at Rosine's place had obvious results.

barfalicious by G. Thomas April 22, 2008

pronunciate

A merging of the words "pronounce" and "enunciate" that emphasizes the gist of each's meaning. Basically, it means to speak more clearly.

I can't hear what you're saying. Pronunciate! And I don't need a dictionary, if that's what I think you said.

pronunciate by G. Thomas April 15, 2008