G-Union's definitions

Beaotch

(N.) Slang term for a female dog.

Get off my balls, bea-otch!

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

(N.) A show used by Law Enforcement in Suffix County to torture criminals into revealing incriminating information. No more Good cop, Bad cop. No more two on one guy in handcuffs ass kickings. Just a Season 7 DVD of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, starring America's Favorite mid-30's Teenage Brat, Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Dubbed, "The Buffy Project" a man named Joss Wheadon (Think Quentin Tarantino, but fatter) created a TV series that would one day become the staple of Non-Violent Prison Torture. Just five minutes of bad puns, and horrid storylines/scripts/plots would make even the hardest of criminals revert back to the infancy stage of human thinking.

by G-Union April 12, 2004

Freak Obscene

I have to clap to you. The more you add on, the more you only prove my point. Kudos to you, pussy! And, if you don't like me so much, why the fuck do you keep responding back? Are you just so lonely, the closest human contact you can have is with someone thousands of miles away from you that you've never even seen the face of or even like? Are you that sad? Aw, it's a shame. But I'm done with you now. You're nothing. No, less than nothing. To waste typing on you would be calling you something, which your not.

Ah, Freak Obscene. You're like a pile of dog shit on the ground. You acknowledge it, try to forget the displeasure of it, walk over it, and move on. I'm walking over you and moving on. You're too much of a pussy-whip bitch to spend any more time responding back to your idiocy.

by G-Union July 8, 2004

seinfeld

(N.) Show about "nothing" that starred Jerry Seinfeld. Premiered in 1990 and ended in 1998. Rivals back then present day NBC top show, Friends now.

Seinfeld comes on THREE times a day in syndication in my town, and so does The Simpsons, so there's not too much else to watch between 5:00 and 8:00 on weeknights.

by G-Union August 27, 2003

Howard The Duck 2

The long-awaited, highly anticipated sequel to the 1986 Smash Hit, record setting Box Office blowout, Lea Thompson career setting movie, Howard The Duck. It's set for release,.... Tomorrow from the day you're reading this! Just Remember, "In The Beginning, There was (*BOOM!*) Howard The Duck!"

Howard the Duck.....Yeah.....That movie sucked ass.

by G-Union October 29, 2003

Pokémon

(N.) A Game and an Anime that has been made popular by millions of kids. The Game itself, isn't too bad since they're so many Pokemon and so many different combinations of raising them and using them, whether it be the six Pokemon lineup or Moves they they have.
The Show however, is the reason it has a kiddie reputation and is hated by most people. I don't blame most people when they say they hate Pokemon, cause the show makes them say all of that. If they tried the game, they might've thought otherwise.
Still though, the many different games that come out aren't that nessacary. If you played one, you've played them all. I used to be really into Pokemon in middle school, and played it all the time, but knew better than to buy EVERY single different version and waste my money like that. Also avoided the Card Game.

There is now about eight (with nine coming soon) different Main Pokemon games and about 400 Pokemon in all. If they had avoided the awful Anime, merchandise, and side project crap, more people might now actually be still intrested in it and not just wish them all to die. All of that Commerical crap ruined what used to be a great and complex game.

by G-Union October 14, 2003

Swept Away

(N.) An awful movie from 2002, starring the horrible actress Madonna. While it is only $0.99 at Blockbuster, it's actually an incredible movie, only when compared to Gigli.

Swept Away lost it's title as "Worst Movie of the Century" on August 1st, 2003 to Gigli.

by G-Union August 16, 2003