Definitions by G-Union
Drowning Kid Industries
(N.) Developed by Mr. Rich Texan, (whose past projects include Omni-Pave and Lisa Land)DKI is an international multinational corporation that makes millions of baby accident industry related projects each year. It's also where my Mom works at. (She invented the Baby Crutch)
Drowning Kid Industries is the best Baby Accident related company on the entire planet, so take that, Novelty Cartoon Bandages Inc.!
Drowning Kid Industries by G-Union July 23, 2003
FOX
(N.) A network that only has that stupid Malcolm in the Middle show, 70's Show and a bunch of cartoons. (with all of the good ones besides The Simpsons, like Family Guy and the PJ's gone.)Also responsible for the awful Reality craze that's been stinking up the airwaves since Survivor in 2000 became a hit. With shows like Magicians Secrets Revealed, Scariest Police Chases, and Pervert Hidden Camera shows, it's clear that Fox has no definition for Morality, not that anyone really cares.
This Fall, Fox assures you that they'll bring more episodes of Keen Eddie, American Idol and Bonzai! onto the network. Yup, more episodes of that stuff...yup...
UPN
(N.) A network that was trash from the beginning and is rotting garbage today. They actually used to have alright shows up until like, 2001. After that, nearly every damn show turned into the exact same thing! (young, black female or male in the city with sassy, and comical, yet unfunny friends.) And for some reason, each one is unseemingly worse than the last. How long will it take until they premiere a lineup that's as bad as bad TV can get? I say, a year.
The lineup of BAD shows on UPN: Parkers, One-on-One, Girlfriends, Half-in-Half, All-of-Us, Abby, Buffy, Next Top Model, Enterprise, Twilight Zone, Rock-Me-Baby, The Mullets, and WWE Smackdown.
The Lineup of GOOD shows on UPN:.......
The Lineup of GOOD shows on UPN:.......
Internet
The Inner lining inside of your swim trunks which helps keep your ballsack warm and dry. You "Log" onto your internet by urinating inside of your trunks in fear.
Janey
(N.) Some Dirty Ass Bitch who likes Ja Rule. Smells like horse feces and literally doesn't know how the meaning of Soap. Has never washed up in her life. Also, Murder Inc's #1 (and only) Fan.
Old Fart Benzino
(N.) An old Fart who's been called "The REAL Old Dirty Bastard" and "The Mr. Burns of Hip Hop." Just take ya Viagra, and go home with Skinner's Mom, you old, Krusty Bum.
The Late Show Top Ten Reasons why Benzino will never be respected:
#10-Can't even write Raps.
#9-Damn near 50 Years old.
#8-His Daddy's on his deathbed.
#7-Never gonna go gold.
#6-Best if he just shut it up.
#5-Flesh wounds will cut him up.
#4-He don't want it with anyone.
#3-Takes an L like a 7-Up.
#2-An Old Fart more hated than Cats. ( he set us up the bomb! )
#1-A Bitch Ass Nigga who never touched a single Gat.
#10-Can't even write Raps.
#9-Damn near 50 Years old.
#8-His Daddy's on his deathbed.
#7-Never gonna go gold.
#6-Best if he just shut it up.
#5-Flesh wounds will cut him up.
#4-He don't want it with anyone.
#3-Takes an L like a 7-Up.
#2-An Old Fart more hated than Cats. ( he set us up the bomb! )
#1-A Bitch Ass Nigga who never touched a single Gat.
Old Fart Benzino by G-Union June 25, 2003
Monkeypox
So far, now theres Chicken Pox, Cow Pox, ( and the fictious Cow & Chicken Pox ) Small Pox, Big Pox, Pig Pox and now Monkey Pox. How about for next year, we get back on the farm animals theme and go to Rooster Pox?