Jolt Cola

(N.) All of the same sugar, with twice the caffine. In other words.... Liquid Sh*t in a can! Drinking this will have leave you with a 50% chance of instant death. Even the offical soda for gays "Faygo" and soda of the white ghetto, New York, "Bubba Cola" is better than this most likely.
Being under 20, I learned about Jolt Cola from Vh1. Thanks again, VH1's "I Love the 80's Strikes Back!" Coming Up Next, The Fly, My Little Pony, and the "Where's the Beef?" old bitch.
by G-Union October 30, 2003
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Dewgong

(N.) An Ice type Pokemon. The evolved form of Pokemon, Seel.
A Dewgong can also be a nasty, green soda mixed in with a Gong. (Mountain Dewgong)
by G-Union October 08, 2003
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Vanilla Ice

(N.) Rap Music's own Pat Boone.
(That means he's a sweet lil' faggot.)
by G-Union November 26, 2003
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Donkey Kong Song Girl

(N.) An indivual who has come up with some rather, alarming and unusual Definitions to UrbanDictionary.com. Some kind of Jinx Pokemon Yu-Gi-Oh nut job who has been said to have a bottle up her rectum. Called a "Yu-Gi-Fag."
Can I get fries with my Donkey Kong Song Meal? Oh, and also a Blue Eyes White Dragon DKS Toy. Yay! Now I can be like Yugi Pidgeotto, too. I summon the power of my Millenium Donkey Kong Song to help defeat Maximillion Unicorn!
by G-Union June 24, 2003
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Hoobastank

A Rock and Roll band that's really very bland. The next CREED. (Only they don't get the Creed offical Flag Award for SUCKING.) Despite that, they have the best Rock and Roll name since Uncle Cracker.
The Album is in a blank, all white CD holder with black text labeled "GENERIC ROCK."
by G-Union June 23, 2004
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Urban Censorship

When you can't get your definitions in (DEFINITIONS, not Posts!) onto this website because of something that is disapproved with the UrbanNazis. Also when definitions are automatically erased/deleted without the long Removal process. Also see UrbanVortex or Urban Dictionary Word Limit.
Example of this is the Janet Jackson Superbowl Thing. For weeks, no one can define that on here. Likely a Treacle Effect from Viacom (which owns CBS, which played the Superbowl) down to this very website.
by G-Union April 17, 2006
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Fighting Foodons

(N.) The REAL Worst anime ever created.
How in the peanut butter and jelly bulls**t did Fighting Foodons make it to American TV?
by G-Union May 19, 2003
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