Order of Protection

(N.) Something that has to do with the G-Unit leader, 50 Cent, being warned to protect himself from Jeffrey "Pinkbelt" Atkins. Go Figure, eh!

Ah yo! All I's no, is dat 50 sent. 50 sent betta have an Order Of Protection! Cause we's Muder Pink. We do not play around with (straight people.) Holla! - Jeffrey "Kwaounds" Atkins.

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Swept Away

(N.) An awful movie from 2002, starring the horrible actress Madonna. While it is only $0.99 at Blockbuster, it's actually an incredible movie, only when compared to Gigli.

Swept Away lost it's title as "Worst Movie of the Century" on August 1st, 2003 to Gigli.

by G-Union August 16, 2003

Freak Obscene

I have to clap to you. The more you add on, the more you only prove my point. Kudos to you, pussy! And, if you don't like me so much, why the fuck do you keep responding back? Are you just so lonely, the closest human contact you can have is with someone thousands of miles away from you that you've never even seen the face of or even like? Are you that sad? Aw, it's a shame. But I'm done with you now. You're nothing. No, less than nothing. To waste typing on you would be calling you something, which your not.

Ah, Freak Obscene. You're like a pile of dog shit on the ground. You acknowledge it, try to forget the displeasure of it, walk over it, and move on. I'm walking over you and moving on. You're too much of a pussy-whip bitch to spend any more time responding back to your idiocy.

by G-Union July 08, 2004

The Euphemism Generator

(N.) Hours of clean, curse-wordless fun! Made by old, cronie comic, George Carlin.

This weekend, I spent my time Waxing the Poetic Gecko.

by G-Union October 21, 2003

Adult Swim

(N.) A block of Sitcom Cartoons and Anime that despite the name, is really suitable for anyone past the 6th Grade. Some of the shows (such as Family Guy, Trigun, and Cowboy Bebop) are actually worth watching, while the rest of them are just quickly canceled animated sitcoms that Comedy Central hasn't gotten the rights to yet. (Home Movies, Futurama, etc.) Most of them come on on Sunday, along with a few funny originals, such as The Brak Show, and Sealab 2021.

Adult Swim has as much good shows, as they do bad. The rest of the quick canceled cartoon sitcoms are on Comedy Central on Late Night Sundays. They consist of The Critic, Duckman, Gary and Mike, Dilbert, Clerks, and a whole wide assortment of other crap.

by G-Union October 14, 2003

Kwaounds

(N.) How Wankstas prenounce Clowns.

I ain't gotta spit nothin' at these Kwaounds!

by G-Union May 06, 2003

Best Week Ever

VH1's Present Day Spinoff of I LOVE THE 80'S: STRIKES BACK and I LOVE THE 70'S that recaps all of the major events of the previous week, which up until next week will be known as The "Best Week Ever."

For More VH1 Micro$oft, The Apprentice, Jae or Jay-Z Sucks.

by G-Union February 21, 2004