Definitions by G dogo

fresh air monster 

When you re heavy drinking in a pub, but you do nt feel drunk, you go outside and instantly get attacked by the fresh air monster,instantly slurring your words and having trouble walking

Jake had drank 10 pints and was nt feeling drunk at all, til he went outside and was attacked by the fresh air monster

fresh air monster by G dogo June 17, 2024

Ugly tax 

A man who pays for the service of a prostitute

Dan is always paying ugly tax as he can t find anyone to fuck him for free

Ugly tax by G dogo May 13, 2023

power nugget 

A small hard ball of amphetamine

I m feeling a bit tired , let's go ave a power nugget

power nugget by G dogo January 5, 2023

Rufus fook 

As in "rough as fuck " usually carried out by a garage operative with the biggest hammer he can find, with no thoughts for the aftermath .

Bill should be called Rufus fook,cos he's rough as fuck,no panache or finesse in his work it's always a big hammer

Rufus fook by G dogo April 12, 2022

Time machine sex 

Someone you would have fucked 20 years ago but you wouldn't now

Janet is time machine sex,I would have loved to fuck her years ago but she's old fat and lumpy now

Time machine sex by G dogo April 3, 2022

KFC Sex 

When you have sex with someone ,that you ve craved for months,then afterwards you feel disappointed

Gemma was KFC sex,I d wanted to fuck her for ages but it was really disappointing

KFC Sex by G dogo April 3, 2022

Motor engineer 

A failed bodyshop operative or mechanic that gets a job in a call centre that deals in salvaged automobiles

That Dan is a shit panel beater,but he's got a job in a salvage centre and calls himself a motor engineer.

Motor engineer by G dogo April 1, 2022