Dafty

An individual who is not very smart.

Randon Person 1: "What's the score mate?"

Random Person 2: "Haw, check the scoreboard you dafty cunt"

by G November 23, 2003

Drunk Monkey

The art of returning home and climbing on your (sober) girl to act like a porn star after an excessive night of drinking.

I pulled the drunk monkey on my lady last night.

by G November 26, 2003

average

Rick

Rick is average

by G August 04, 2003

toli

Scots definition: "A big stinky shite or a slippery jobbee. Can also be a term of endearment.

"hi toli!"
"em awa for a big toli"
"you toli whacker"

by G February 15, 2004

Wayne Rooney

The Future aka GOD.

Ugly or fat, who cares?

He is so rich and famous he your mum would give him brown action!! In fact she would to anyone

by G August 07, 2003

Chipset

It is a gang that has some fuckin bangin ass niggas in it.

There are too many boys taht look good to name them!

by G March 29, 2005

qweef

(noun); The rush of air eminating from a female's vagina, mimicing the sound of flatulance.

(adj); An offensive description of an unliked individual or object

"When the bitch stood up she let out da biggest qweef I ever heard"

by G December 15, 2003