Fuzzy bunny's definitions

Pork Sniffles

A synonym for the swine flu.

I couldn't help picking my nose around all the sick people, now I'm sweating baconnaise and have the pork sniffles.

by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009

Beef Torpedo

A beef torpedo is what one uses to sink her battleship. It is a commonly used implement in the popular "hide the salami" game. Generally hampered by its slow rate of fire.

Ahoy, bo'sun, I smell fish! Ahead of us, it's the gigantic bearded clam! Fire the beef torpedo!

by Fuzzy Bunny November 6, 2006

Hamdemic

A widespread infestation of swine flu.

Yesterday I noticed I had an itchy throat and headache. Today I'm coughing up bacon bits. Must be the hamdemic.

by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009

LOLwaffe

The German World War II predecessor to the ROFLcopter.

Sir, the anti-aircraft gunners are still cracking up over the last LOLwaffe attack!

by Fuzzy Bunny July 25, 2009

Bacon Lung

Swine flu.

Since I caught the disease, every time I inhale I hear an oinking noise in my chest. Must be a case of bacon lung.

by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009

Tattoo's

Ink applied under the skin with a tattoo machine

Tattoo's...That stuff that crazy people, that like pain, get when bored hahaha

by Fuzzy bunny August 5, 2012

flawyer

An absolutely awful attorney.

I had to fire my flawyer after he kept arguing for me to plead insanity when I challenged a parking ticket.

by Fuzzy Bunny July 20, 2009