Fuzzy bunny's definitions

Hamdemic

A widespread infestation of swine flu.

Yesterday I noticed I had an itchy throat and headache. Today I'm coughing up bacon bits. Must be the hamdemic.

by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009

Pork Sniffles

A synonym for the swine flu.

I couldn't help picking my nose around all the sick people, now I'm sweating baconnaise and have the pork sniffles.

by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009

fuzzy bunny

The greatest Netrek player of all time.

GOD->ALL Mojo Riser (Rc) was kill 15.25 for Fuzzy Bunny (Fc) (plasma)
Fc->ALL Mojo Riser: Duck!

by Fuzzy Bunny March 23, 2004

Tattoo's

Ink applied under the skin with a tattoo machine

Tattoo's...That stuff that crazy people, that like pain, get when bored hahaha

by Fuzzy bunny August 5, 2012

Bacon Lung

Swine flu.

Since I caught the disease, every time I inhale I hear an oinking noise in my chest. Must be a case of bacon lung.

by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009

flawyer

An absolutely awful attorney.

I had to fire my flawyer after he kept arguing for me to plead insanity when I challenged a parking ticket.

by Fuzzy Bunny July 20, 2009

Ewgenics

The science of either preventing revolting, dirty or otherwise objectionable people from reproducing.

Alternatively, preventing unwanted reproduction by cock-blocking lovebirds with something disgusting, most appropriately a third person's poor personal hygiene.

The ewgenics program is an advanced form of birth control that involves turning off peoples' showers until they are too smelly to consider getting close enough to make babies.

by Fuzzy Bunny July 9, 2009