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Hamdemic

Yesterday I noticed I had an itchy throat and headache. Today I'm coughing up bacon bits. Must be the hamdemic.
by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009
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Pork Sniffles

I couldn't help picking my nose around all the sick people, now I'm sweating baconnaise and have the pork sniffles.
by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009
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Bacon Lung

Since I caught the disease, every time I inhale I hear an oinking noise in my chest. Must be a case of bacon lung.
by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009
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LOLwaffe

Sir, the anti-aircraft gunners are still cracking up over the last LOLwaffe attack!
by Fuzzy Bunny July 25, 2009
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Ewgenics

The science of either preventing revolting, dirty or otherwise objectionable people from reproducing.

Alternatively, preventing unwanted reproduction by cock-blocking lovebirds with something disgusting, most appropriately a third person's poor personal hygiene.
The ewgenics program is an advanced form of birth control that involves turning off peoples' showers until they are too smelly to consider getting close enough to make babies.
by Fuzzy Bunny July 9, 2009
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flawyer

I had to fire my flawyer after he kept arguing for me to plead insanity when I challenged a parking ticket.
by Fuzzy Bunny July 20, 2009
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Rhinorocepig

A Rhinorocepig is an unusually ugly, fat, squalid and generally horrible woman. Initially heard used by a certain British IT specialist in Switzerland and rapidly finding popularity, it is normally employed in bars to refer to females who are so thoroughly beyond the pale of what is acceptable to look at, nevermind pick up, even when under the influence of beer goggles that any red-blooded gentleman in the room will inevitably come close to retching rather than even imagine the possibilities inherent in sexual relations with such a beast.

Bears a close relationship to swamp donkey and rhinocopig, although the latter is a more generic application of the same concept.
By jove, Smithers, a prime specimen of the woolly-buttocked rhinorocepig! Put away that beef torpedo, she looks ready to attack!
by Fuzzy Bunny November 6, 2006
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