I couldn't help picking my nose around all the sick people, now I'm sweating baconnaise and have the pork sniffles.
by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009
Get the Pork Snifflesmug. Yesterday I noticed I had an itchy throat and headache. Today I'm coughing up bacon bits. Must be the hamdemic.
by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009
Get the Hamdemicmug. Since I caught the disease, every time I inhale I hear an oinking noise in my chest. Must be a case of bacon lung.
by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009
Get the Bacon Lungmug. by Fuzzy bunny August 05, 2012
Get the Tattoo'smug. I had to fire my flawyer after he kept arguing for me to plead insanity when I challenged a parking ticket.
by Fuzzy Bunny July 20, 2009
Get the flawyermug. A beef torpedo is what one uses to sink her battleship. It is a commonly used implement in the popular "hide the salami" game. Generally hampered by its slow rate of fire.
by Fuzzy Bunny November 06, 2006
Get the Beef Torpedomug. A Rhinorocepig is an unusually ugly, fat, squalid and generally horrible woman. Initially heard used by a certain British IT specialist in Switzerland and rapidly finding popularity, it is normally employed in bars to refer to females who are so thoroughly beyond the pale of what is acceptable to look at, nevermind pick up, even when under the influence of beer goggles that any red-blooded gentleman in the room will inevitably come close to retching rather than even imagine the possibilities inherent in sexual relations with such a beast.
Bears a close relationship to swamp donkey and rhinocopig, although the latter is a more generic application of the same concept.
Bears a close relationship to swamp donkey and rhinocopig, although the latter is a more generic application of the same concept.
By jove, Smithers, a prime specimen of the woolly-buttocked rhinorocepig! Put away that beef torpedo, she looks ready to attack!
by Fuzzy Bunny November 06, 2006
Get the Rhinorocepigmug.