Fuzzy Bunny's definitions

Hamdemic

A widespread infestation of swine flu.

Yesterday I noticed I had an itchy throat and headache. Today I'm coughing up bacon bits. Must be the hamdemic.

by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009

Pork Sniffles

A synonym for the swine flu.

I couldn't help picking my nose around all the sick people, now I'm sweating baconnaise and have the pork sniffles.

by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009

fuzzy bunny

The greatest Netrek player of all time.

GOD->ALL Mojo Riser (Rc) was kill 15.25 for Fuzzy Bunny (Fc) (plasma)
Fc->ALL Mojo Riser: Duck!

by Fuzzy Bunny March 23, 2004

flawyer

An absolutely awful attorney.

I had to fire my flawyer after he kept arguing for me to plead insanity when I challenged a parking ticket.

by Fuzzy Bunny July 20, 2009

Beef Torpedo

A beef torpedo is what one uses to sink her battleship. It is a commonly used implement in the popular "hide the salami" game. Generally hampered by its slow rate of fire.

Ahoy, bo'sun, I smell fish! Ahead of us, it's the gigantic bearded clam! Fire the beef torpedo!

by Fuzzy Bunny November 6, 2006

Ass Antlers

A type of tattoo, usually worn by women, on the lower back and branching upwards from the buttcrack. From the original German "Arschgeweih".

I could see her ass antlers poking up above her little thong.

by Fuzzy Bunny April 23, 2004

Ewgenics

The science of either preventing revolting, dirty or otherwise objectionable people from reproducing.

Alternatively, preventing unwanted reproduction by cock-blocking lovebirds with something disgusting, most appropriately a third person's poor personal hygiene.

The ewgenics program is an advanced form of birth control that involves turning off peoples' showers until they are too smelly to consider getting close enough to make babies.

by Fuzzy Bunny July 9, 2009