Eyecial

A mix of the word facial and eyes, an eyecial is when someone cums directly into your eyes

"he gave me an eyecial last night, that's why their so red"

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Gau

When you quickly try not to seem gay so you try to send 'gay' but type to fast and it comes out as 'gau'

Alex: "hey cutie"
Derek: "hi :3"
Derek: "Gau"
Alex: "huh?"

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When you are forced to goon for all of eternity

"bro, did you hear about John's engoonment, too bad we'll never see him again"

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To masturbate as quickly as possible even after climaxing while on LSD

Lukas: "Dude, Dakota has been in his room for HOURS. He's gonna blow his high."
Avery: "Oh, no it's fine, he's just zoiping."

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