Gau

When you quickly try not to seem gay so you try to send 'gay' but type to fast and it comes out as 'gau'
Alex: "hey cutie"
Derek: "hi :3"
Derek: "Gau"
Alex: "huh?"
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engoonment

When you are forced to goon for all of eternity
"bro, did you hear about John's engoonment, too bad we'll never see him again"
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Eyecial

A mix of the word facial and eyes, an eyecial is when someone cums directly into your eyes
"he gave me an eyecial last night, that's why their so red"
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