Eyecial

A mix of the word facial and eyes, an eyecial is when someone cums directly into your eyes

"he gave me an eyecial last night, that's why their so red"

Gau

When you quickly try not to seem gay so you try to send 'gay' but type to fast and it comes out as 'gau'

Alex: "hey cutie"
Derek: "hi :3"
Derek: "Gau"
Alex: "huh?"

To masturbate as quickly as possible even after climaxing while on LSD

Lukas: "Dude, Dakota has been in his room for HOURS. He's gonna blow his high."
Avery: "Oh, no it's fine, he's just zoiping."

When you are forced to goon for all of eternity

"bro, did you hear about John's engoonment, too bad we'll never see him again"