A very hard and difficult topic!
It may be hard to distinguish the feces from the nigger. Some say they are one and the same thing!
The color and smell could prove that theory correct!
However hard it may be, when you see moving feces, you know it is a nigger.
Non moving feces could still be a nigger though, but there's no scientific way to prove what.
So I saw this feces on the ground, and wanted to throw my burning cigarette in it, when it all of a sudden started saying words that only moving feces say.
The feces must have been a live nigger!
It's hard to tell; just like fresh feces is soft, and old feces is hard, so a nigger is both of them.
And you can't tell by the burning if it is feces or a nigger neither!
Well I was driving over a nigger when all of a sudden he seemed to expand under my wheels!
Must be nigger feces blowing out his ass!
Stay away from it! Too bad for you though, you probably had to spend $25 for a carwash, didn't you?
Yes, scraping nigger feces or pieces of nigger off your car is too gross to even think of!
A texan way to either:
1- get shit
2- Gotcha (I understood you)
3- Hit the road
"GITSHIT!"
"WTF does that mean?"
"I'ma texan booy, it cou' mean anytheing I wann' it to bey!"
"Fuck you!"
"GITSHIT!"
An unwashed, dirty, stinking round thing, usually covered with dried poop, that niggers want to stick in other dark skinned, bamboo lipped, fat black ass mamas.
One day,I started smelling some serious rot, when all of a sudden, I noticed a naked bum ass nigger, in a dark corner, ejecting his niggerpenis, to hump a garbage bag!
A demeaning term to ridicule or hurt someone,
a guy literally licking piss
You piss licker!
It's not piss, it's
cock juice!
Doesn't matter, piss licker
Oh come on! I'm not gay!
No, you're a piss licker!
Fear of niggers.
Usually due to them being violent, stealing, robbing, killing and niggering.
I don't dare to walk on the streets at night
Why not?
The evil niggers are out.
You got a serious complex of nigrophobia!
Also, the
poopman.
Comes in his
poop truck to suck the poop out of the sewer system (and other things that get stuck there).
The poopman is very popular in places where they have cesspools in the houses (like in the majority of Europe)
Oh my gosh! The poop collector is digging with his
poop scoop in the
poop truck's storage space, looking for gold!
Nah, he's just stirring the poop!
He loves the poop so much that he can't wait to make love to it when he's home!
Buy a
poop collector
mug!
Apart from the obvious (to send a fax to another person in another location),
To send a fax is also understood as to shit on the toilet!
The toilet paper is been seen as the fax paper, the toilet & sewer as the medium of transmission, and you fill in the blank what the ink will be!
Damn man, I need to shit so badly I'm almost shitting in my pants!
You're planning on sending some faxes?
Faxes? to where?
To the other side of the world, where people will read them! :-)
Buy a
sending some faxes
mug!
