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No Nigger

What niggers say when they don't want to associate with niggers, but in reality are niggers!
Dirtyassnegro: Yo'sup'm'br'h'niggahmathafakka?
Dirtyassnegro: No Nigger!
by Fukaface! December 3, 2018
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cock juice

He's fucking gay!
He drinks cock juice in the morning!
by Fukaface! April 13, 2011
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Niggered

You're niggered, when something bad happens to you.
Similar to 'being fucked'.
Jake wanted to show off his new car, but it spun out of control and crashed!
He was niggered!

Bruce knew someone niggered him, when he found there was shit in his sandwich.

OJ tried to be nice to this beautiful lady,

Turned out she was the wife of a VIP.
He knew immediately, he would be niggered!

Pole dancer Patty's pole broke!

Someone had cut it off, to cause an accident
She realized she was niggered by someone!
by Fukaface! September 26, 2020
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sending some faxes

Apart from the obvious (to send a fax to another person in another location),
To send a fax is also understood as to shit on the toilet!

The toilet paper is been seen as the fax paper, the toilet & sewer as the medium of transmission, and you fill in the blank what the ink will be!
Damn man, I need to shit so badly I'm almost shitting in my pants!

You're planning on sending some faxes?

Faxes? to where?

To the other side of the world, where people will read them! :-)
by Fukaface! November 13, 2011
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Penis cutter

Penis cutter, much like cigar cutters, are the most effective way to get a gay guy back on the straight path!

They exist out of 2 finger grips, a hole (where through you put the penis), and razor sharp blades connected to the finger grips (can also be done with rusty ol' blades).

When the penis is inserted, just squeeze hard, and if successful, the penis will fall to the floor like a little silicon toy-snake.
Half successful, and the penis will be hanging on a piece of skin. The most effective way is to rip the penis off the piece of skin.
If not pressed hard enough, or the blades are too dull, you risk on damaging the penis and surrounding tissue, without effectively cutting it off!
In such case pulling off the penis won't work, and you'll need to sharpen the blades, or buy a new penis cutter!

Remember, when holding mass-penis-cutting rituals, to now and then clean the cutter, so the blades won't rust!
"Hey, I belong to the penis-tribe, and want to get out of it!"

"Ow, Just use a penis cutter then!"

"I want to smoke a cigar, but have no cigar cutter!"

"Just use a penis cutter, will work just as fine!"

"I want to give a gift to my boyfriend, but don't know what!?"

"Just send hum a Penis cutter!"
by Fukaface! September 12, 2011
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Sicky

Derivative or diminutive of sick or ill.

A way of speaking used to indicate sickness in a cute way; amongst friends and family members (esp when small children are involved).

Sicky can be interpreted both as being physically ill, or a mentally warped idea; but the majority uses the word to describe physical illness.
It's cold outside, and I'm feeling kind of sicky today!
by Fukaface! December 16, 2010
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pooptruck

A truck that has a tank in the back with plenty of suction, sucking the poop out of the sewers; and usually smells to poop!
Usually driven by the poopman or the poop collector.
Look! The pooptruck has arrived!
Time to get our toilets sucked empty!
by Fukaface! November 13, 2011
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