One-Floor rule

The annoying rule applying to Cougar Village, an on-campus student housing facility at the University of Houston, that says you can only use your Cougar ID to go to ONE FLOOR of the building, the floor you live on, and no other floor.

The elevators have magnetic strips where you have to swipe your ID in order to use the elevator. Sort of an overly-bureacratic security measure type thing.

(Two people get into an evelator at Cougar Village and one guy swipes his card to go the third floor.)

Guy 2: Hey man can you hit 6 for me?

Guy 1: One-floor rule bra, sorry. I live on 3.

Guy 2: Man, fuck that.

by FuctButSects October 24, 2010

Party name

The alias one goes by at parties to avoid tarnishing their real name through any of various embarassing actions one often performs at parties. In essence this helps to make sure that "What happens in the party, stays in the party."

(Day After Party)

Partier: Hey bro that was an awesome party last nite. Man insert name here got really fucked up!!!

Friend (host of party): I didn't invite anyone named insert name here

Partier: Oh well that must've been his party name.

by FuctButSects September 30, 2010

69

The average IQ of the American politician.

A: "What's the IQ of the average American politician?"

B: "69"

A: "Hmm, what a coincidence..."

by FuctButSects October 18, 2010

Facebook Ninja

One who skillfully and stealthily changes others' Facebook statuses when they accidentally leave their computer on while they are sleeping, temporarily away getting coffee, etc.

Cheryl: Hey look at Matt's last status update...reads off computer screen: "I think Justin Bieber is really cute! <3 <3 <3" This doesn't make sense. Matt's not gay!

Victoria: That must be the work of a Facebook ninja.

by FuctButSects October 16, 2010