by FuctButSects October 02, 2010

When one spends an abnormally long time in the shower because they are putting thought into some of the deeper issues in their life.
Friend: Dude you were in the shower for 45 minutes! What the hell were you doing, jacking off?
Guy: Nah dude I was taking a philosophy shower.
Friend: Oh ok that's excused then.
Guy: Nah dude I was taking a philosophy shower.
Friend: Oh ok that's excused then.
by FuctButSects October 22, 2010

An especially rare and deadly variation of hepatitis not yet known to man. It is currently developing in an underground abandoned nuclear lab. When it is released upon the world its toll will be deadly. Symptoms will include extreme pain, followed by an inevitable case of death, accompanied by soul death after physical death.
Juan: Man if I ever get Hepatitis X I think I'll kill myself...
John: Umm...if you get Hepatitis X you will already be dead.
Juan: Then I'll kill myself when I go to heaven/hell.
John: Umm...your soul will die too.
Juan: ...Damnit.
John: Umm...if you get Hepatitis X you will already be dead.
Juan: Then I'll kill myself when I go to heaven/hell.
John: Umm...your soul will die too.
Juan: ...Damnit.
by FuctButSects October 20, 2010
