Joust

An abnormally long penis that is literally as hard and as sturdy as the wood used to make Jousts in Midieval Times.

Dude I chaffed my joust when I had sex in the sand last night.

by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015

Ballsaneous

When all cognitive and physical behavior flow from the ball sack instead of the brain.

That was a real ballsaneous move you made when you boinked that stripper in front of Her kids in the back of the her Chevy Suburban.

by Fuckthatnoise June 04, 2015

Plow

To fuck

Olga is so fine I wanna plow her like a farmer

by Fuckthatnoise October 14, 2021

Bonch

The region between the asshole and penis and or vagina.

I went to the beach and got sand chaffage on my bonch

by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

3 Sheets

Drunk as fuck. When ur straight up blacked.

Olga: Why the fuck is there a huge ass dent in the front of your car?

Jacque: I was 3 Sheets last night and I hit a small antelope.

by Fuckthatnoise July 22, 2021

Tongue Punch ur Fart Box

To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue

Hooker: Baby please don’t go there

Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box

by Fuckthatnoise October 04, 2021

Tang

A orange flavored juice beverage with a Orangatan Featured in the commercials. It's a kick in a glass!!

Dude I'm thirsty. Do you have any Tang?

by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015