Blumpkin

To get head when ur on the toilet taking a Mondo Dook

Olga gave me a Blumpkin yesterday

by Fuckthatnoise October 15, 2021

coagulated cumquats

When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.

Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.

by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015

Saddle Bags

Extra belly fat and skin that hangs down on each hip of a plump individual.

That Knob Goblin sure had some huge saddle bags!

by Fuckthatnoise May 05, 2015

Butt Jousting

When u jab ur penis in a girls asshole

Olga: U like ass play?
Chaz: yeah I’ve been know to dabble in some butt jousting

by Fuckthatnoise October 15, 2021

Bonch

The region between the asshole and penis and or vagina.

I went to the beach and got sand chaffage on my bonch

by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

Tang

A orange flavored juice beverage with a Orangatan Featured in the commercials. It's a kick in a glass!!

Dude I'm thirsty. Do you have any Tang?

by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

Plow

To fuck

Olga is so fine I wanna plow her like a farmer

by Fuckthatnoise October 14, 2021