17 definitions by Fuckthatnoise
An abnormally long penis that is literally as hard and as sturdy as the wood used to make Jousts in Midieval Times.
by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015
Erin: Last night I watched a movie with my sister
Jon: Which sister?
Erin: The one we call Stoner Fake Tits
Jon: Which sister?
Erin: The one we call Stoner Fake Tits
by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015
A orange flavored juice beverage with a Orangatan Featured in the commercials. It's a kick in a glass!!
by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015
by Fuckthatnoise October 15, 2021
by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015
When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.
Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.
by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015