Fuckthatnoise 's definitions

3 Sheets

Drunk as fuck. When ur straight up blacked.

Olga: Why the fuck is there a huge ass dent in the front of your car?

Jacque: I was 3 Sheets last night and I hit a small antelope.

by Fuckthatnoise July 22, 2021

Bonch

The region between the asshole and penis and or vagina.

I went to the beach and got sand chaffage on my bonch

by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

Joust

An abnormally long penis that is literally as hard and as sturdy as the wood used to make Jousts in Midieval Times.

Dude I chaffed my joust when I had sex in the sand last night.

by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015

Permastone

To be permanently stoned

Jimbo is down to his last few brain cells. That dude is permastone.

by Fuckthatnoise June 26, 2021

Saddle Bags

Extra belly fat and skin that hangs down on each hip of a plump individual.

That Knob Goblin sure had some huge saddle bags!

by Fuckthatnoise May 6, 2015

Blumpkin

To get head when ur on the toilet taking a Mondo Dook

Olga gave me a Blumpkin yesterday

by Fuckthatnoise October 14, 2021

Blumpkin Pie

It's a Aunt Jaquanda's famous pie!

1/2 cup ejaculate

1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg

Dude I smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!

by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015