Definitions by Fuckthatnoise

Blumpkin

To get head when ur on the toilet taking a Mondo Dook

Olga gave me a Blumpkin yesterday

Blumpkin by Fuckthatnoise October 14, 2021

Butt Jousting

When u jab ur penis in a girls asshole

Olga: U like ass play?
Chaz: yeah I’ve been know to dabble in some butt jousting

Butt Jousting by Fuckthatnoise October 14, 2021

Plow 

To fuck

Olga is so fine I wanna plow her like a farmer

Plow by Fuckthatnoise October 14, 2021

Tongue Punch ur Fart Box 

To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue

Hooker: Baby please don’t go there

Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box

Tongue Punch ur Fart Box by Fuckthatnoise October 4, 2021

Shithoused

Wasted drunk.

Dude I was completely shithoused in Vegas

Shithoused by Fuckthatnoise July 23, 2021

Fuck that noise 

Nevermind that shit.

Olga: Hey Chaz I don’t recommend drinking that Wild Turkey!

Chaz: Nah fuck that noise I’m gonna get blacked.

Fuck that noise by Fuckthatnoise July 23, 2021

3 Sheets 

Drunk as fuck. When ur straight up blacked.

Olga: Why the fuck is there a huge ass dent in the front of your car?

Jacque: I was 3 Sheets last night and I hit a small antelope.

3 Sheets by Fuckthatnoise July 22, 2021