Fuck that noise

Nevermind that shit.

Olga: Hey Chaz I don’t recommend drinking that Wild Turkey!

Chaz: Nah fuck that noise I’m gonna get blacked.

by Fuckthatnoise July 23, 2021

Smoked out

Someone who smoked themself stupid.

George is smoked out the game my dude.

by Fuckthatnoise June 26, 2021

Permastone

To be permanently stoned

Jimbo is down to his last few brain cells. That dude is permastone.

by Fuckthatnoise June 26, 2021

Joust

An abnormally long penis that is literally as hard and as sturdy as the wood used to make Jousts in Midieval Times.

Dude I chaffed my joust when I had sex in the sand last night.

by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015

Tongue Punch ur Fart Box

To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue

Hooker: Baby please don’t go there

Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box

by Fuckthatnoise October 05, 2021

Blumpkin Pie

It's a Aunt Jaquanda's famous pie!

1/2 cup ejaculate

1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg

Dude I smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!

by Fuckthatnoise April 28, 2015

Butt Jousting

When u jab ur penis in a girls asshole

Olga: U like ass play?
Chaz: yeah I’ve been know to dabble in some butt jousting

by Fuckthatnoise October 15, 2021