Fuck that noise

Nevermind that shit.

Olga: Hey Chaz I don’t recommend drinking that Wild Turkey!

Chaz: Nah fuck that noise I’m gonna get blacked.

by Fuckthatnoise July 23, 2021

stoner fake tits

The token weed enthusiast with artificial softball-like breasts.

Erin: Last night I watched a movie with my sister

Jon: Which sister?

Erin: The one we call Stoner Fake Tits

by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

Shithoused

Wasted drunk.

Dude I was completely shithoused in Vegas

by Fuckthatnoise July 23, 2021

Blumpkin Pie

It's a Aunt Jaquanda's famous pie!

1/2 cup ejaculate

1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg

Dude I smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!

by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

Joust

An abnormally long penis that is literally as hard and as sturdy as the wood used to make Jousts in Midieval Times.

Dude I chaffed my joust when I had sex in the sand last night.

by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015

Blumpkin

To get head when ur on the toilet taking a Mondo Dook

Olga gave me a Blumpkin yesterday

by Fuckthatnoise October 14, 2021

Permastone

To be permanently stoned

Jimbo is down to his last few brain cells. That dude is permastone.

by Fuckthatnoise June 26, 2021