Fuckthatnoise 's definitions

coagulated cumquats

When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.

Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.

by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015

Joust

An abnormally long penis that is literally as hard and as sturdy as the wood used to make Jousts in Midieval Times.

Dude I chaffed my joust when I had sex in the sand last night.

by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015

Bonch

The region between the asshole and penis and or vagina.

I went to the beach and got sand chaffage on my bonch

by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

Tang

A orange flavored juice beverage with a Orangatan Featured in the commercials. It's a kick in a glass!!

Dude I'm thirsty. Do you have any Tang?

by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

stoner fake tits

The token weed enthusiast with artificial softball-like breasts.

Erin: Last night I watched a movie with my sister

Jon: Which sister?

Erin: The one we call Stoner Fake Tits

by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

Blumpkin Pie

It's a Aunt Jaquanda's famous pie!

1/2 cup ejaculate

1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg

Dude I smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!

by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

Saddle Bags

Extra belly fat and skin that hangs down on each hip of a plump individual.

That Knob Goblin sure had some huge saddle bags!

by Fuckthatnoise May 6, 2015