ur mom gay

a roast people use when they are too un-original and lazy to think of a better one, commonly used by those who are special.
person: you are dumb
you: ur mom gay
person: no u
mugGet the ur mom gaymug.

Yesn't

Saying yes but then saying no to be a fucking dick
Guy: hey can you help me with this

You: yesn't
mugGet the Yesn'tmug.
Basically what all big time rappers go off by and also what you would use to express your anger about a certain food item not being in stock
stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit! This food ain't in stock!

Rapper: stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit.. hmm what can we turn that into now
mugGet the Stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shitmug.

Metric Fuckton

A unit of weight that is so uncomprehendingly huge that if you even tried to comprehend it you would instantly die.

the metric (and therefore larger) version of a fuckton.
Bob: hey Joe how much do you weigh?
Joe: like a metric fuckton.
Bob: *dies*
mugGet the Metric Fucktonmug.

Special

The thing your mom calls you but you are too “special” to understand it
Little jimmy: ya-yeet
Mother: oh don’t worry about him. He’s special
Little jimmy: 00f
mugGet the Specialmug.

Area 51

A place which attracts lots of attention and brings out the hypocrites
Hyprocrite: let’s storm Area 51

Hyprocrite: *doesn’t go*
mugGet the Area 51mug.

Reeee

A screetching sound to show off your excitement about something
reeee just won a game REEEE
mugGet the Reeeemug.

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