Yesn't

Saying yes but then saying no to be a fucking dick
Guy: hey can you help me with this

You: yesn't
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Albert Einstein Maneuver

While being under 30 years of age, fucking someone whom is the age of Albert Einstein when he died
Dude your mom is great at the Albert Einstein Maneuver
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Reeee

A screetching sound to show off your excitement about something
reeee just won a game REEEE
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Special

The thing your mom calls you but you are too “special” to understand it
Little jimmy: ya-yeet
Mother: oh don’t worry about him. He’s special
Little jimmy: 00f
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Metric Fuckton

A unit of weight that is so uncomprehendingly huge that if you even tried to comprehend it you would instantly die.

the metric (and therefore larger) version of a fuckton.
Bob: hey Joe how much do you weigh?
Joe: like a metric fuckton.
Bob: *dies*
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Area 51

A place which attracts lots of attention and brings out the hypocrites
Hyprocrite: let’s storm Area 51

Hyprocrite: *doesn’t go*
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ur mom gay

a roast people use when they are too un-original and lazy to think of a better one, commonly used by those who are special.
person: you are dumb
you: ur mom gay
person: no u
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