Definitions by Frozen Alien

Vaseline Jockey

(N.) A guy who likes to use Vaseline when he has ass-sex to help him slide his cock into an arse.

Ted, who roots a guy almost every night, is a real Vaseline jockey.

Vaseline Jockey by Frozen Alien May 20, 2026

Cumface

(N) The wild, unguarded expression on a guy’s face when he cums. Usually accompanied by shouts and convulsions.

“C’mon Baby. Give me a good cumface.”

Cumface by Frozen Alien May 4, 2026

Balling

Fucking, Rooting, Hittin it, Tapping it, Drilling, Pounding, Railing, Jackhammering, Throwing the rod to, Bumming, Plowing, etc. If you get one, you get the meaning of “balling.”

“I’m gonna be balling him hard tonight, jackhammer him through the fucking mattress!”

Balling by Frozen Alien February 4, 2026

Millering

To yell incoherently and constantly at others from an assumed position of lofty rectitude. Like White House Deputy Chief of Staff, Stephen Miller.

Dude, you’re giving me a fucking headache. Stop millering at me!

Millering by Frozen Alien January 8, 2026

Sawed raw

(Adj.) Fucked hard without a rubber.

I got sawed raw by that musclebear at the bar last night. Just used spit.

Sawed raw by Frozen Alien December 16, 2025

Throw him the rod

(V.) To fuck a guy without formalities. Balls-deep and kinda rough.

We flirt, and of course one thing leads to another, and then I start to throw him the rod. We always go a good long time.

Throw him the rod by Frozen Alien November 18, 2025

Burst 

(V.). To cum explosively and messily.

Jeez, Phil, you just made me burst in my pants! How am I going to get home with this jizz stain?

Burst by Frozen Alien May 24, 2025