Frisco Pete's definitions

Pac-Off

A means of arbitrating a minor dispute, such as paying the tab at a restaurant or buying a round of drinks at a bar.

The participants sing 4 lines about Pac-Man, in the style of a parody of a popular song, ie. "Roxanne" by the Police.

As the custom is observed, "Pac-Man Fever" is strictly prohibited.

Who's buying this round?

Me? I think not, it's your turn!

A Pac-Off? You got it!

"Pac-Mannnn... you don't have to chase those ghosts tonight.
Eat up all the berries.
You look so much like your wiiife.
Paaaac-Mannnn!"
to the tune of 'Roxanne'

by Frisco Pete January 29, 2008

do-vi

Slang term for DO-mestic VI-olence.

The walls were so thin that we could hear the do-vi going on in the neighbors' place.

by Frisco Pete November 12, 2007

killanigga pie

noun - Comeuppance, retribution or ownage.

You had best step off, or I'll be forced to dish out slices of KILLANIGGA PIE!

by Frisco Pete November 28, 2007

abe lincoln

Slang for any kind of sports drink, but Gatorade brand in particular.

"Pass me some of that abe lincoln, I need to emancipate my thirst."

by Frisco Pete October 21, 2007

walmarting

Going to a large retail outlet with the specific intention of watching or recording acts of domestic violence or child-beatery in the aisles.

Done for amusement in most cases, although walmarting for research purposes is not unheard of.

I went walmarting last night because I was bored. I ended up getting great video and laughing for ages. Soon I'll have enough clips for my 'greatest hits' tape!

by Frisco Pete October 21, 2007

mc hammer

A Scottish tool for pounding on things.

Aye, Connor, hand me that mc hammer, I've gotta drive a nail inta this piece a wood.

by Frisco Pete October 26, 2007

Irish wedding ring

A second black eye, generally on a woman, but in this age of equal opportunity in fist-fights, it could be anyone.

The first black eye of course being the Irish engagement ring.

I went to see my associate, and she had an Irish wedding ring and a broken nose.

by Frisco Pete September 25, 2008