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A form of combover in which hair from both sides of a balding person's head are grown long enough to meet at the barren apex of the head cleverly disguising male pattern baldness with what is meant to appear as a Brohawk or even Mohawk depending on the ambition and or depth of insecurity within the wearer. This differs from the Combover which traditionally relies on the hair from one side of the head to pull off the ruse. Also not to be confused with the Partover, which is deception using an elaborate combination of the two of these styles made popular by Former President Trump's sly and cunning employment of the style. Also having been effectively put to use by a couple notable Country Music stars from the 1960's
by Freightrain47 April 22, 2023
Get the Cauxhawk mug.Similar to the Combover hairstyle, which deceives by spanning the bald area with the hair from one side of the head, whereas the Partover relies on unknown portions of hair from both sides of the head, styled in to a very deceptive and elaborate hairdo with a visible part in the hair located high above the low remaining hairline. An example of this style would be Former President Trump.
by Freightrain47 April 22, 2023
Get the Partover mug.Generation Less Than, Generation <, Or Gen Less Than.
The generation comprised of people born from approximately 2018-2038.
They will be the first generation that collectively takes away from society as opposed to contributing to it. Examples:
Their contributions to technology will be less intuitive, useless, and provide solutions to problems that didn't exist.
Their contributions to culture will be unoriginal, awkward, and tasteless since that is all they know.
They will abandon what remains of the social dress code, wearing pajama pants to funerals, leggings to prom, and basketball shorts to weddings.
Lastly, they will determine that the risk of offending somebody is too great to engage strangers in any type of dialogue and make it a hate crime to do so. Confusingly, they decided the word 'crime' was too offensive and now use 'offense of the oppressed'. These are punishable by the offender receiving a direct deposit of $2,000 in to their bank account for each offense, $3,000 if they don't have a bank account.
The generation comprised of people born from approximately 2018-2038.
They will be the first generation that collectively takes away from society as opposed to contributing to it. Examples:
Their contributions to technology will be less intuitive, useless, and provide solutions to problems that didn't exist.
Their contributions to culture will be unoriginal, awkward, and tasteless since that is all they know.
They will abandon what remains of the social dress code, wearing pajama pants to funerals, leggings to prom, and basketball shorts to weddings.
Lastly, they will determine that the risk of offending somebody is too great to engage strangers in any type of dialogue and make it a hate crime to do so. Confusingly, they decided the word 'crime' was too offensive and now use 'offense of the oppressed'. These are punishable by the offender receiving a direct deposit of $2,000 in to their bank account for each offense, $3,000 if they don't have a bank account.
These Generation Less Than Kids spend more of their lives looking at the world on a screen instead of just looking at the world.
When you realize that the most difficult thing to do in iTunes is play your music, you can thank Generation <!
When you realize that the most difficult thing to do in iTunes is play your music, you can thank Generation <!
by Freightrain47 January 17, 2022
Get the Generation Less Than mug.The shady part of the internet. Not full on dark web but certainly questionable. The Grey Web is where you can find things like illegally powerful laser pointers that are mislabeled to appear safe, You can find nearly complete silencers for your gun that are labeled as "solvent traps", things like cell phone and WiFi jammers, and even erectile disfunction medications without a prescription. The Grey Web is where you get the types of things or information that is not illegal to possess necessarily but illegal to use, combine, or assemble.
by Freightrain47 January 22, 2021
Get the Grey Web mug.The Grey Net is area of the internet where a person can find the types of things or information that are not necessarily illegal to possess but are illegal to use, assemble, combine, or have in public. Things like illegally high powered laser pointers mislabeled to appear safe, a silencer for your gun that only needs a couple holes drilled to function, ED medications without a prescription, or a set of universal heavy equipment keys for 14.99. The Grey Net is simply the shady area of the internet, the dark web's somewhat more responsible brother.
by Freightrain47 January 22, 2021
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