Freightrain47's definitions

Bae

This is what embarrassing losers call their significant other for some stupid ass reason. What it really does is make you sound like a brain dead retarded 10 year old that is trying to be cool.

Don't ever use the term Bae because it's not a word and it makes you seem like you are an idiot punk who just makes up stupid ass words.

by Freightrain47 June 7, 2018

creepnocular

Binocular used for the purpose of viewing the opposite sex in a creepy sexual way. The magnification of creepnocular allows a creep to see the subject of their desire much more clearly and creepily than with the naked eye. The creepnocular user will claim to be looking at bird life or a distant watercraft while actually enjoying a close up view of a young woman's bikini line.

Don't forget your creepnoculars when you go on a warm weather vacation.
I have an amazing view of that Cougar's side boob in my creepnoculars !

by Freightrain47 May 14, 2017

Pinking

To put an alcohol saturated tampon in the vagina to feel the effects of alcohol without actually drinking it. This desperate act is usually done to avoid detection by those who know you are a total drunk. The odor of alcohol will not be on the pinkers breath.

I was pinking in church this morning while sitting next to my grandma.
-Different uses
I was punk as hell last night.
I could use a pink bad!

by Freightrain47 June 24, 2014

Rock Stacker

Hippie, wannabe hippies and losers new to the outdoors that stack rocks in unnatural piles. This is done for a few different reasons. One is simply to say, "I was here." Another reason is just to claim a prominent spot for their Rock stack before some other Rock stacker makes their own stack on that spot. The third and original purpose of the Rock stacks was to guide hikers and keep them on a trail, any unatraul sign would serve this purpose. Rock stacking amateur dorks do not know or care about the origins of Rock stacks, they just want to make one on every virgin spot they see so they can photograph them and post it on Facebook. Real hikers do not have the time or inclination to unnecessarily stack rocks, they are driven by he challenge of hiking and not making cute piles of rocks on every ledge they see.

"I wish these damn Rock stackers would stay home instead of fucking up the trails!"
"Damn Rock stackers shared all of our supplies but none of their own, typical!"

by Freightrain47 March 31, 2017

Partover

Similar to the Combover hairstyle, which deceives by spanning the bald area with the hair from one side of the head, whereas the Partover relies on unknown portions of hair from both sides of the head, styled in to a very deceptive and elaborate hairdo with a visible part in the hair located high above the low remaining hairline. An example of this style would be Former President Trump.

I go with a Partover to cover my bald head because the Combover is too obvious and out of style!

by Freightrain47 April 22, 2023