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Rock Stacker

Hippie, wannabe hippies and losers new to the outdoors that stack rocks in unnatural piles. This is done for a few different reasons. One is simply to say, "I was here." Another reason is just to claim a prominent spot for their Rock stack before some other Rock stacker makes their own stack on that spot. The third and original purpose of the Rock stacks was to guide hikers and keep them on a trail, any unatraul sign would serve this purpose. Rock stacking amateur dorks do not know or care about the origins of Rock stacks, they just want to make one on every virgin spot they see so they can photograph them and post it on Facebook. Real hikers do not have the time or inclination to unnecessarily stack rocks, they are driven by he challenge of hiking and not making cute piles of rocks on every ledge they see.
"I wish these damn Rock stackers would stay home instead of fucking up the trails!"
"Damn Rock stackers shared all of our supplies but none of their own, typical!"
by Freightrain47 March 31, 2017
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Keep To The Code

Stick to the original plan. If communication breaks down or some other unforeseen question about the plan arises, stick to the original plan, no excuses.
We are meeting for dinner at 6 tonight, if you don't hear from me, keep to the code!

If you were supposed to be at work but some confusion arises about the job, keep to the code.
by Freightrain47 April 7, 2017
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creepnocular

Binocular used for the purpose of viewing the opposite sex in a creepy sexual way. The magnification of creepnocular allows a creep to see the subject of their desire much more clearly and creepily than with the naked eye. The creepnocular user will claim to be looking at bird life or a distant watercraft while actually enjoying a close up view of a young woman's bikini line.
Don't forget your creepnoculars when you go on a warm weather vacation.
I have an amazing view of that Cougar's side boob in my creepnoculars !
by Freightrain47 May 14, 2017
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Panty Puff

When a woman's pubic hair causes her panties to bulge or puff out often with the visible texture of pubic hair showing through the panties. Should not be confused with FUPA, Panty Puff is caused by pubic hair alone, and generally a desirable sight. Panty Puff is sadly, a rare thing in modern times of waxing and laser hair removal, but thankfully, there are millions of real men who enjoy adult women left, and they still love the Panty Puff!
My girlfriend had some thin panties on the other day and her panty puff was huge!
Did you see the panty puff in that American Apperal Add?
by Freightrain47 May 14, 2017
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Bush Bridge

Bush Bridge occurs when a woman's pubic hair creates a bulge in her bikini or underwear. The pubic hair acts as a support structure creating a gap between her skin and fabric of her panties or swimwear . The bush bridge can be difficult to distinguish from a standard fat upper pussy area (fupa) but the visible texture of pubic hair through the fabric is the tell tale sign that you're seeing a bush bridge. Only certain fabrics and fits will create conditions in which bush bridge can exist, making it relatively rare.
Hey Mikey, look at the size of her bush bridge! She clearly doesn't trim that thing!
by Freightrain47 September 9, 2016
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Cauxhawk

A form of combover in which hair from both sides of a balding person's head are grown long enough to meet at the barren apex of the head cleverly disguising male pattern baldness with what is meant to appear as a Brohawk or even Mohawk depending on the ambition and or depth of insecurity within the wearer. This differs from the Combover which traditionally relies on the hair from one side of the head to pull off the ruse. Also not to be confused with the Partover, which is deception using an elaborate combination of the two of these styles made popular by Former President Trump's sly and cunning employment of the style. Also having been effectively put to use by a couple notable Country Music stars from the 1960's
Nobody will ever be able to tell I'm bald with this brilliant Cauxhawk!
by Freightrain47 April 22, 2023
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Partover

Similar to the Combover hairstyle, which deceives by spanning the bald area with the hair from one side of the head, whereas the Partover relies on unknown portions of hair from both sides of the head, styled in to a very deceptive and elaborate hairdo with a visible part in the hair located high above the low remaining hairline. An example of this style would be Former President Trump.
I go with a Partover to cover my bald head because the Combover is too obvious and out of style!
by Freightrain47 April 22, 2023
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