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Possibly the dumbest adjective that the world of slang has ever known. Its been proven that it sounds stupid with every word in the english language. 96% of people that use the word are proven to be total losers. A person that uses this word as a serious adjective immediately becomes unattractive to the opposite sex, exept if used in front of "copter pilot"
That guy just got hella air off that jump bro!
Whoa, brody, check out that hella rad Jeep dude!
If you see Brody, Quinn, Tristan, Hayden, Elijah, Fallon, Luca, Ryder, Atticus or Ella, tell them that they have hella stupid names!
Whoa, brody, check out that hella rad Jeep dude!
If you see Brody, Quinn, Tristan, Hayden, Elijah, Fallon, Luca, Ryder, Atticus or Ella, tell them that they have hella stupid names!
by Freightrain47 July 20, 2016

A form of combover in which hair from both sides of a balding person's head are grown long enough to meet at the barren apex of the head cleverly disguising male pattern baldness with what is meant to appear as a Brohawk or even Mohawk depending on the ambition and or depth of insecurity within the wearer. This differs from the Combover which traditionally relies on the hair from one side of the head to pull off the ruse. Also not to be confused with the Partover, which is deception using an elaborate combination of the two of these styles made popular by Former President Trump's sly and cunning employment of the style. Also having been effectively put to use by a couple notable Country Music stars from the 1960's
by Freightrain47 April 22, 2023

When a woman's pubic hair causes her panties to bulge or puff out often with the visible texture of pubic hair showing through the panties. Should not be confused with FUPA, Panty Puff is caused by pubic hair alone, and generally a desirable sight. Panty Puff is sadly, a rare thing in modern times of waxing and laser hair removal, but thankfully, there are millions of real men who enjoy adult women left, and they still love the Panty Puff!
My girlfriend had some thin panties on the other day and her panty puff was huge!
Did you see the panty puff in that American Apperal Add?
Did you see the panty puff in that American Apperal Add?
by Freightrain47 May 14, 2017

This is what embarrassing losers call their significant other for some stupid ass reason. What it really does is make you sound like a brain dead retarded 10 year old that is trying to be cool.
Don't ever use the term Bae because it's not a word and it makes you seem like you are an idiot punk who just makes up stupid ass words.
by Freightrain47 June 7, 2018

A hack is someone who, for whatever the reason, does shity work, whatever that work may be. THATS IT
so all of you giving stupid specific definitions like; "a hack is someone who doesn't take the time to change the printer ink"
That, and any other example have been covered, thanks.
so all of you giving stupid specific definitions like; "a hack is someone who doesn't take the time to change the printer ink"
That, and any other example have been covered, thanks.
I hate when hacks post personal definitions on UB that have already been covered in the general definition.
by Freightrain47 March 28, 2015

Generation Less Than, Generation <, Or Gen Less Than.
The generation comprised of people born from approximately 2018-2038.
They will be the first generation that collectively takes away from society as opposed to contributing to it. Examples:
Their contributions to technology will be less intuitive, useless, and provide solutions to problems that didn't exist.
Their contributions to culture will be unoriginal, awkward, and tasteless since that is all they know.
They will abandon what remains of the social dress code, wearing pajama pants to funerals, leggings to prom, and basketball shorts to weddings.
Lastly, they will determine that the risk of offending somebody is too great to engage strangers in any type of dialogue and make it a hate crime to do so. Confusingly, they decided the word 'crime' was too offensive and now use 'offense of the oppressed'. These are punishable by the offender receiving a direct deposit of $2,000 in to their bank account for each offense, $3,000 if they don't have a bank account.
The generation comprised of people born from approximately 2018-2038.
They will be the first generation that collectively takes away from society as opposed to contributing to it. Examples:
Their contributions to technology will be less intuitive, useless, and provide solutions to problems that didn't exist.
Their contributions to culture will be unoriginal, awkward, and tasteless since that is all they know.
They will abandon what remains of the social dress code, wearing pajama pants to funerals, leggings to prom, and basketball shorts to weddings.
Lastly, they will determine that the risk of offending somebody is too great to engage strangers in any type of dialogue and make it a hate crime to do so. Confusingly, they decided the word 'crime' was too offensive and now use 'offense of the oppressed'. These are punishable by the offender receiving a direct deposit of $2,000 in to their bank account for each offense, $3,000 if they don't have a bank account.
These Generation Less Than Kids spend more of their lives looking at the world on a screen instead of just looking at the world.
When you realize that the most difficult thing to do in iTunes is play your music, you can thank Generation <!
When you realize that the most difficult thing to do in iTunes is play your music, you can thank Generation <!
by Freightrain47 January 17, 2022

To put an alcohol saturated tampon in the vagina to feel the effects of alcohol without actually drinking it. This desperate act is usually done to avoid detection by those who know you are a total drunk. The odor of alcohol will not be on the pinkers breath.
I was pinking in church this morning while sitting next to my grandma.
-Different uses
I was punk as hell last night.
I could use a pink bad!
-Different uses
I was punk as hell last night.
I could use a pink bad!
by Freightrain47 June 24, 2014
