sam

hit puberty when he was in the womb, works out every day, stupider than a five year old on crack, has soooo many std's he cannot even count them.

Sam is on steroids

by Fred is shitty= November 01, 2019

fred

a little shit with a mangina

fred has a mangina

by Fred is shitty= November 01, 2019

Wankerdoodle

when you wank your doodle so hard it turns into a cookie

he wankerdoodles

by Fred is shitty= November 12, 2019

assketball

When the man lies down and the women bounce on him like a basketball

UHHHHHHHHHHH, ur really good at assketball

by Fred is shitty= December 03, 2019

simp

when your cock hurts so much you put it out of its misery

did you hear that Jerry had a simp

by Fred is shitty= November 01, 2019

freding

freding is when you fap in the middle of class because you got a boner from looking at your teacher

fred is freding right know

by Fred is shitty= November 12, 2019

dicklepickle

when your dickle is smaller than a nickel

fred has a dicklepickle

by Fred is shitty= November 01, 2019