cut one from the herd

To surgically remove a testicle using a scythe. Very painful and gruesome. Also has been known to make your woman quite unhappy.

Fred got one cut from his herd. Kelly dumped his ass

by Fred April 04, 2004

Crapple

Affectionate term for Apple.

John said, "I'd play that game with you, but I'm stuck on this Crapple."

by fred October 22, 2003

California

heaven and the meth capital of the world unfortunately

northern california and the big sur

by fred September 11, 2004

vowles

Name given to some one who can last very long.

Vowles went for hours last night.

by Fred December 04, 2004

Nerd

nerds like to believe that, because they don't have any friends and prefer to spend their weekends sat infront of a computer screen 'socialising' on internet message boards with other like-minded losers, they are in fact 'unique non-conformists'

sadly, they're deluding themselves

see also: geek, outcast, loser

nerd: donnie darko rocks. I can totally relate to the main character, I'm just like him.
me: shut up bumfluff

by Fred September 25, 2004

parks

A bitch (also known as Carla Ton)

My name is Parks im a bitch

by Fred March 24, 2005

gutter bird

See pigeon or feathered rat

by Fred September 23, 2003