142 definition by Fred

He's a very natural person--wears comfortable clothes, is a vegetarian, has liberal political views, very environmentally aware, etc... He's lovely, really caring and he knows how to treat a woman.. not sexily, but make them feel safe. His blonde hair is quite thin, and he wears glasses to read which make him look very academic and quite germanic. he wears a fruity cheap smelling aftershave, although i dont think he needs to shave very often - it's quite like bumfluff.
Oh look, it's Withnail!
by fred September 06, 2003

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Getting a penis in the mouth

i.e. raped orally
"Man, Dave's been getting zinged a lot tonight"
"Yeah, I hope he uses mouthwash"
by Fred March 27, 2005

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a member of the male sex who enjoys being anally intruded by girthy dildos, thus resulting in the rectum being expanded to the diameter of a watermelon (type and size of watermelon pending on choice of dildo gitrh)
brian's fruit bowl has recetly been enlarged
by fred December 03, 2003

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Steering wheel of a car, truck, or SUV
One hand on da whizzeel.
by fred May 15, 2003

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A tasty beer only found near Philadelphia, is america's oldest brewery. Often ordered by just asking for a "lager"
Yo get me another Lager
by Fred January 04, 2005

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where I'd send ugly people if I ever came to power
fuck off to the gas chamber u ugly nerd
by Fred September 25, 2004

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when people sleep with their mouths open they are in danger of racoons and other small woodland animals from scurrying down into the windpipe. the creature may become dislodged by tempting them with nuts and/or other savoury snacks.
i knew i should have wore my mouth net last, my pet dog just gave me an adams apple
by fred December 03, 2003

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