Frankie1969's definitions
Feeding a woman lines about how scary it is out in the city at night, and she'd be much safer if she stays here with you, the same way that a male Damaliscus antelope pretends that a predator is nearby when a female is about to leave his territory.
Lying about danger scores the antelopes 65% more booty on average; it can work for you too.
Lying about danger scores the antelopes 65% more booty on average; it can work for you too.
"Don't leave the bar now, baby, it's rainy and there are lions out there. Stay here and have a drink with me till they go."
Now that is some smooth anteloping.
Now that is some smooth anteloping.
by Frankie1969 May 21, 2010
Get the antelopingmug. An exclamation upon seeing something awful. The image is painfully seared into your retina like an acid burn.
Person A: Hey, check out this site called goatse. I promise it's not a rickroll.
Person B: What is that... AUGH, my eyes! It burns!
Person B: What is that... AUGH, my eyes! It burns!
by Frankie1969 April 10, 2008
Get the it burnsmug. A woman's neck and shoulders. Most women will toss you in the rejection bin if they notice your eyes wandering below the horizon upon first meeting.
"Hi, nice to meet you."
(Unfortunately, you become dazzled by her well-filled black sequin tank top.)
"Excuse me, my eyes are up here. Buh bye."
(Damn, got shot down below the horizon again.)
(Unfortunately, you become dazzled by her well-filled black sequin tank top.)
"Excuse me, my eyes are up here. Buh bye."
(Damn, got shot down below the horizon again.)
by Frankie1969 August 5, 2010
Get the horizonmug. An exclamation in the middle of a senior moment, when the geezer discovers that he no longer remembers what he was talking about.
"So I said to the President, look here you whipper-snapper, I have an onion on my belt and... and... wait, where was I?"
by Frankie1969 March 2, 2010
Get the where was Imug. A pun implying that Barack Obama is Irish. This sight gag has bonus irony because he really is partly Irish, by way of his maternal great-great-grandmother Mary Kearney.
by Frankie1969 March 31, 2008
Get the Barack O'Bamamug. 1: A surname meaning "to be good" or "beautiful", commonly found in Semitic or Arabic cultures.
2: A pathetic battlecry of Obama haters.
2: A pathetic battlecry of Obama haters.
1: King Hussein of Jordan had a sweet life and a hot wife.
2: Don't vote for B Hussein! He's a muslim, a racist christian, and a space alien, all at the same time!
2: Don't vote for B Hussein! He's a muslim, a racist christian, and a space alien, all at the same time!
by Frankie1969 June 23, 2008
Get the husseinmug. Obama's full name. His middle name is emphasized by haters to imply similarity to Saddam Hussein, or that he is radical Muslim (which Saddam was not). The other candidates say they oppose this tactic as juvenile name-calling, but their supporters keep doing it.
McCain reamed talk radio goon Bill Cunningham for chanting "barack HUSSEIN obama" over and over again.
by Frankie1969 March 31, 2008
Get the Barack Hussein Obamamug.