Definitions by Frankie1969

C25K 

Acronym for "Couch to 5K", the process of changing from a couch potato to a runner capable of completing a 5 kilometer race.

I got the C25K app for my iPhone; now I'm on Week 5.

C25K by Frankie1969 July 22, 2009

hangout 

A place where people can hang out. Duh.

After a long night in chinatown, my favorite hangout is a little karaoke bar on grand street.

hangout by Frankie1969 July 18, 2009

GOOMHR 

"Get Out Of My Head, Randall."

An exclamation stated by many readers of Randall Munroe's xkcd webcomic, upon seeing that the latest comic is (yet again) directly relevant to their current life situation.

Beret guy used Rice Krispies to escape the raptors? GOOMHR!

GOOMHR by Frankie1969 June 27, 2009

hussein 

1: A surname meaning "to be good" or "beautiful", commonly found in Semitic or Arabic cultures.

2: A pathetic battlecry of Obama haters.

1: King Hussein of Jordan had a sweet life and a hot wife.

2: Don't vote for B Hussein! He's a muslim, a racist christian, and a space alien, all at the same time!

hussein by Frankie1969 June 23, 2008

sanctity of marriage

The supposed reason why fundies oppose gay marriage. Then they cheat on their spouses, hook up in bathroom stalls, etc.

In the USA, the lowest divorce rates are in blue states (#1 is Massachusetts), and the highest divorce rates are in red states. Somehow it's the fault of those evil homosexuals.

Vito Fossella voted for the No Gay Marriage amendment, then flew home to impregnate his mistress. Do as I say, not as I do! That's the sanctity of marriage for you.

sanctity of marriage by Frankie1969 May 19, 2008

cleanup 

A supposed feature of Urban Dictionary that should let long-time editors remove stupid vanity defs from the DB. However, it quietly stopped working months ago.

thousands of defs in dire need of cleanup: sindler, Scerbo, chicago chili dog, etc

cleanup by Frankie1969 May 8, 2008

it burns

An exclamation upon seeing something awful. The image is painfully seared into your retina like an acid burn.

Person A: Hey, check out this site called goatse. I promise it's not a rickroll.
Person B: What is that... AUGH, my eyes! It burns!

it burns by Frankie1969 April 10, 2008