Definitions by Frank Paradise

Schmer

A schmer is a name for some who likes to lick elastic bands or asks if the oven is electric when it clearly is.

A Schmer is also someone who asks a stripper how much tax she pays during a raunchy dance to LL Cool J.
Sometimes Schmers can be disguised as normal people who work in Burger King.

Oh Hello, is this electric? You such a schmer.

So then my darling, how much tax do you pay? What? Get off my delicious ass you schmer.

Schmer by Frank Paradise April 22, 2021

chequers 

Like a Butlins for Prime Ministers. Where the entertainment is raising the retirement age for lols, and kicking pictures of hippies.

The Prime Minister came back from Chequers smelling like a Gooch

chequers by Frank Paradise September 24, 2018

gusset truffle 

When you get a bit too excited during a fun activity and pop a little surprise shit out.

Barry spat a gusset truffle out trying to beat Blanka on Street Fighter 2.

gusset truffle by Frank Paradise September 24, 2018

pump nugget 

When you're pushing real hard to get that final rep out on the bench press and you push just that little too much and pop a protein infused surprise in your pants.

Bert "8, 9, come on Ian you can do it, puuuusssh......"

Ian "AAAAAARRRRGGGHH......UT OH"

Bert "Sup?"

Ian "Think I just pump nugget!"

Bert "Nasty!"

pump nugget by Frank Paradise September 24, 2018